fake tits are dangerous

[sixx_ gunner]

i gotta agree with the snake, i'd have done the very same thing.

oh yes!

[bombtek]

i gotta agree with the snake, i'd have done the very same thing.

Was gonna say the same thing

[bombtek]

And there's NOTHING wrong with enhanced tits....once they're covered with skin they're real enough for me!

[C/J Playa]

That snake is no dummy. They were just asking to be bitten.

[wilkinsi]

Orrtorrdoorrrtiiiiiiiiiiiiityyyyyyyyyyyy

[Nightbat]

And there's NOTHING wrong with enhanced tits....once they're covered with skin they're real enough for me!

When you put it like that something similar can be said about masturbation

[atomic charvel guy]

And there's NOTHING wrong with enhanced tits....once they're covered with skin they're real enough for me!

i gotta tell ya, i don't fuckin' care about what kind of knockers we're talking about, i love them all.
real ones, fake ones, they're all great. and that goes for the earlier version ones that actually could be used
for the greatest and most cozy head rest for watching movies in bed. now real knockers are beautiful in their own way,
and i love the newer saline version fakies as they can make those look very natural and are better or safer for the girl in regards to health as opposed to the "silly"cone kind, but the silicone version of fakies just makes me smile so wide, it's probably in the top 5 greatest creations of mankind. there were so many more uses for them outside of the obvious sexual ravaging of them. in comparison, they are so much harder than the saline based ones. the ones up until around 1989 were definitely a formidable force all on their own. good for padding, blocking your way through crowds at clubs or concerts, as long as the girl you were with was cool with you using her as the blocker. they were practical those silicone jobs, and i mentioned above, they are el fantastico for head rests, oh "the cozy silicone knocker nod" is almost flawless, the only problem is that you do eventually wakeup from them.

[Trem]

That chick looks like a tranny.

I was with an old friend when he got bitten by his boa in the leg, that shit was crazy.
We had just walked into a pet shop and it freaked out probably due to the smell of food, lol, but bit him in the thigh really deep. This little tiny chick that worked there was johnny on the spot and got a pen and just went at it while i tried to pull on it's jaws, i should say luckily she took charge as i was just stunned going holy shit, lol. It was really hard to pry the sucker off too it wasn't letting go. We broke off one of it's fangs in his thigh prying it away. Snakes are cool and all but you just never know. Seemed obvious after the fact but it's pretty safe to say you do not walk into a pet shop with a loose boa lol.

[atomic charvel guy]

that chick is not a chick.

[horns666]

Y'know..it's a funny thing with tits.....I mean, how long do ya suggum..?:think:

[lerxstcat]

Fuck with the boobs, ya get the porns! Snake should have gone for the neck, bad choice of a strike point.

[emperor_black]

i gotta agree with the snake, i'd have done the very same thing.

yeah, my snake would've done the same thing.

[lerxstcat]

Y'know..it's a funny thing with tits.....I mean, how long do ya suggum..?:think:

If they start to taste like DAP it's been too long!