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Does it really get any better that that?It's all about the blues-rock chatter.
Originally posted by RD...so now I have this massive empty house with my Harley, Guns, Guitar and nothing else...
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"The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes."
I thought they called it being male?!?Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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It's all about the blues-rock chatter.
Originally posted by RD...so now I have this massive empty house with my Harley, Guns, Guitar and nothing else...
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Originally posted by Hellbat View Post47 Times a day?!?! Her clicka must be rawer than a chunk of ground beef.
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Originally posted by RacerX View PostWell, if she were better-looking!"illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - Nighbat
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I call bullshit. Either she's a nymphomaniac who can't/won't control herself in public or it's a desperate cry for attention (i.e. "I'm a skank, somebody please do me!"), but it instantly reminded me of the old joke about the benefactor of a clinic who passed by a patient's room and saw the guy pulling his pud feverishly. When she asked "WTF?", the head of the clinic said the guy had a rare disease in which he had to shoot off every 15 minutes. She passes another room where a nurse is giving another guy head, and again asks "WFT?". The Dr says "same condition, better insurance".I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
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Hey it might very well be bullshit, but hey, if someone wants to masturbate 20 times a day, I have no problem with that as long as they wash their hands before preparing my food.
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