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You should go post that on some christian web forums and see how long it lasts there.
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its not supposed to happen to 6pm
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I make it 1805hrs. WTF is this rapture?
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That pic was snapped just before Macho Man bounced off of Jesus' personal force field and tumbled down the stairs into Hell!Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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I was given a religion's speech for posting this on my Facebook wall.
'the fuck, it's supposed to be funny. LAUGH!
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Ohhhh, Macho man is dooown......whats this? Hulk Hogan has stepped into the ring.........HTTP 404 - Signature Not FoundComment
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I was wondering why nothing had happened here yet, and then I found out that God operates on US timeOriginally posted by Shawn Lutz View Postits not supposed to happen to 6pmHail yesterdayComment
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lol Gary, the whack job who predicted this said it was going to happen everywhere around the globe starting at 6pm and roll its way across timezones. Funny the dude predicted the same in 94 I believe and was wrong again. For someone who studies the Bible he's not very smart. The second coming will be known by no man, angel or even the son of God, Jesus Christ himself. His dad is just gonna say to his son, dude its on and that will be it...shawnlutz.comComment
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That's hilarious!"I would have banned you for taking part in hijacking and derailing a thread when you could have started your own thread about your own topic." - UnknownComment
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That ain't accurate.
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that seems like the practical solution. God can hang out in one spot with her handbasket and pick off the good christians as they spin by with the planet's rotation.Originally posted by Shawn Lutz View PostHail yesterdayComment
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It's when I come round to your house, pull down your pants and frantically bum you, whilst swilling champagne, blaspheming and cursing God, intoxicated by my animalistic urge to squirt my musky spunk into your pulsing, pouting stink-hole, drinking down the heady scent of your craven submission to me; worship your idol of flesh, me, your Big Daddy Luv-Cum, rampant, thrusting, bucking like a twisting satyr, rutting as the blood-red sun sets for the final time, sinking into the golden lake of burning suphur which leads to Final Judgement and ultimately Damnation. Just another Saturday night for us two then. Love you, sugar!Originally posted by wilkinsi View PostI make it 1805hrs. WTF is this rapture?So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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A ticket to Hell has never been funnierOriginally posted by Sephiroth View Post
I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
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