Happy Fourth of July Weekend ......

[wilkinsi]

We do our best.

[Newc]

Leave it to the damn limeys to ruin a nice patriotic thread!

Pooper Partiers...errr...I mean Party Poopers

[Rsmacker]

Yes, me and Wilksy Baby, standing arm in arm against the fiendish Yanks, The Thin Pink Line.

[Jayster]

Yes, me and Wilksy Baby, standing arm in arm against the fiendish Yanks, The Thin Pink Line.

WTF is this shit????? I guess I should understand the biggest man to come out of England was Maggie

[Rsmacker]

She certainly had Balls of Steel.

My Dad fucking HATES her, he's got a bottle of bubbly just for when she croaks.

Wilksy Baby is a pretty big man too, just look at the way he tells me to "fuck off and die". On the internet.
He can't half take some pain though, his arsehole usually looks like a blood orange when I'm finished with him, it must sting a bit.

[wilkinsi]

She certainly had Balls of Steel. My Dad fucking HATES her, he's got a bottle of bubbly just for when she croaks.

Wilksy Baby is a pretty big man too, just look at the way he tells me to "fuck off and die". On the internet. I'm still under the illusion I'm having gay sex with someone I've never met. Probably because I've got nothing better to do than talk crap.

Yes, me and Wilksy Baby, standing arm in arm against the fiendish Yanks.

No way, you're on your own, just as you always have been. In fact, I have no objections to watching them beat the vile shit out of you. Good riddance.

[lerxstcat]

Happy Independence Day JCFers! As for British hecklers, well Britain IS the mother country, and the apple didn't fall too far from the tree in our case. Parents are always tough critics of their young. That's why 240 years later Britain is still our closest ally despite that we fought 2 wars with them. We are more like them than either of us are like anyone else in the world, for good and for ill.

[Rsmacker]

No way, you're on your own, just as you always have been. In fact, I have no objections to watching them beat the vile shit out of you. Good riddance.

Young man, I'm going to paddle your bottom, in front of everyone, if you don't stop being so aggressive and rebellious.

I'm at a loss over your behaviour, I simply can't take much more of it, it's giving me a headache. I shall speak to your Mummy about removing your studio from your bedroom, I suspect you are staying up late with Bonio and The Edge and them lot, rather than going to sleep at a reasonable hour, leaving you all scowly and stamping in your little Paddington slippers all over the house. The other night your light was on till nearly 10pm, is it any wonder you are so grouchy? I'm pretty sure I could smell cigarette smoke too, you reckless little thug.

It has to stop, even your boss has noticed, someone overheard you saying "Poo-hole" at her when she told you off about breaking the "No Make-Up" Rule at work. Who do you think you are? Marc Almond?

If you don't watch your step, you will grow up into a young man who has no friends, has never kissed a girl and who works in a NHS Direct Call Centre dealing with bell-end discharge calls, just so he can buy expensive guitars to rub his wrinkly little sac over. Um, hey, wait a second...

[Shawn Lutz]

didn't you blokes fuck up this thread enough? RS, don't you have some fat, disgusting, ugly uni-brow bird to shag or something?

Happy Independence Day!

[wilkinsi]

Young man, I'm going to paddle your bottom, in front of everyone, if you don't stop being so aggressive and rebellious.

I'm at a loss over your behaviour, I simply can't take much more of it, it's giving me a headache. I shall speak to your Mummy about removing your studio from your bedroom, I suspect you are staying up late with Bonio and The Edge and them lot, rather than going to sleep at a reasonable hour, leaving you all scowly and stamping in your little Paddington slippers all over the house. The other night your light was on till nearly 10pm, is it any wonder you are so grouchy? I'm pretty sure I could smell cigarette smoke too, you reckless little thug.

It has to stop, even your boss has noticed, someone overheard you saying "Poo-hole" at her when she told you off about breaking the "No Make-Up" Rule at work. Who do you think you are? Marc Almond?

If you don't watch your step, you will grow up into a young man who has no friends, has never kissed a girl and who works in a NHS Direct Call Centre dealing with bell-end discharge calls, just so he can buy expensive guitars to rub his wrinkly little sac over. Um, hey, wait a second...

Well that's funny because I don't get home from work til midnight, so how can my light be on til 10pm? And I don't work for NHS Direct either. My job involves telling losers like you how to work their fucking television so they can watch repeats of their stupid chav channels. And if nothing of your sickening interest is on TV, you just seek out my posts and make stupid gay comments. Blow THAT out your bleeding flea infested arse.

[Rsmacker]

didn't you blokes fuck up this thread enough? RS, don't you have some fat, disgusting, ugly uni-brow bird to shag or something?

No, his Mum's busy today.
Anyway, I thought you lot would all be out getting pissed up and letting off fireworks etc, didn't expect you to be on the PC. We're at a delicate stage in our relationship, WB and I, I think it might be something to do with E numbers in his Alphabetti Spaghetti, he won't let me whisper in his ear. We have to do all our laundry here in public, it makes me so weepy.

Well that's funny because I don't get home from work til midnight, so how can my light be on til 10pm?

Because I was in there, reading your stash of "Salty Seamen", beating off into your pyjamas! How do you like them apples?

Blow THAT out your bleeding flea infested arse.

I've something to confess. They are crabs, not fleas. I think I may have caught them from a still-warm toilet seat. (Or maybe a dirty crack whore)

I forgive you though, I just want us to be lovers like before, (sings)" 2 Become 1..."

How about forming a Special Warrior Lovers Club? We could have secret signs and a, ahem, "Members Card", to help inspect "Members" when we are accosted in the toilets in town, to see if they measure up to our stringent criteria. This is gonna be sooooo cool, you be the (Naughty) Secretary and I'll be the angry boss, wanting to know who is taking "dicktation" that day...

[wilkinsi]

No, his Mum's busy today.
Anyway, I thought you lot would all be out getting pissed up and letting off fireworks etc, didn't expect you to be on the PC. We're at a delicate stage in our relationship, WB and I, I think it might be something to do with E numbers in his Alphabetti Spaghetti, he won't let me whisper in his ear. We have to do all our laundry here in public, it makes me so weepy.


Because I was in there, reading your stash of "Salty Seamen", beating off into your pyjamas! How do you like them apples?


I've something to confess. They are crabs, not fleas. I think I may have caught them from a still-warm toilet seat. (Or maybe a dirty crack whore)

I forgive you though, I just want us to be lovers like before, (sings)" 2 Become 1..."

How about forming a Special Warrior Lovers Club? We could have secret signs and a, ahem, "Members Card", to help inspect "Members" when we are accosted in the toilets in town, to see if they measure up to our stringent criteria. This is gonna be sooooo cool, you be the (Naughty) Secretary and I'll be the angry boss, wanting to know who is taking "dicktation" that day...

You fucked up again. You're getting desperate to hang on to your sick fantasy. And suggesting pyjamas suggests you may even be a pedo too. Face it, you've been exposed for the POS you are, and I sincerely hope someone hacks you to pieces asap, you sick fucktard.

[Alvin_Wilson]

Two things that are providing me with an awesome 4th of July:

1. The Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy
2. Reading Rsmacker and wilkinsi's replies to each other in this thread

[Rsmacker]

Why, thank you Alvin, I'm pleased you are enjoying your Independence Day.
Simon, take a bow - oh, and while you are down there...

He he, he's sitting in the corner of the room, arms folded, with his bottom lip sticking out. He'll soon calm down though, when I show him the old "Great White Elephant" trick, he loves that one, it never fails to make his eyes light up. (Especially when I show him how it can shove currant buns up his arse...)

One of these days, he'll write a song about me, called "My Big Strong Forceful Daddy Bear", instead of the usual hate-filled swear-a-thons he's been coming out with lately. I think he's been listening to that Death Metal stuff again, bless him.

The thing is, if someone did hack me into pieces, he'd be soooo upset, he'd have nightmares and everything. I guess he could speak to the Police and ask if they would let him have a piece of me as a souvenir. Which part do you think he'd go for?
Yeah, me too.
Although possibly he'd ask for my balloon knot and use it as a piece of everlasting chewing gum.

[wilkinsi]

The thing is, if someone did hack me into pieces, he'd be soooo upset.

Actually, I'd be very happy that a sick gay internet fiend is dead. Now post something constructive or shut your trap.