Happy Fourth of July Weekend ......

[Jayster]

Happy Fourth of July Weekend to all you fuchers !!!!!!!

I'm enjoying my weekend so far, for a change of pace..... I'm chillaxin' in Alabama with the woman I love, slammin' makers mark and wishing I'd brought a guitar with me. It was great, last night instead of hearing gunshots and sirens(like normal) I heard the sounds of nature. Got up at 5am and listened to the rooster crow, now more shots.....

On a serious note, thankyou to all veterans past and present! This is my second favorite holiday of the year, because it gives respect to those who so often get overlooked and it's also a big fuck you to England

Have a safe and happy fourth, keep the liquor flowin, the ladies wet and the amps glowin'

[Cygnus X1]

Happy Birthday USA!

[Newc]

Happy Fuck You English Pricks Day

[Scooter]

Take care, be safe, jam hard...

[Twitch]

FUCK THE QUEEN!!!!! I know, I know. Happy 4th y'all, have fun. I plan on celebrating this countries independence by trying to blow various shit up with fire crackers and bottle rockets. I get the same result every year, stupid weak ass firecrackers, but the dream stays alive. Fire is cool, fire and gun powder is even better. Have fun, be safe guys.

[wilkinsi]

You fuck your grandmother?

[Twitch]

You fuck your grandmother?

Ive fucked someone old enough to be someones Grand Mother, and your mom.

[wilkinsi]

Ive fucked someone old enough to be someones Grand Mother, and your mom.

So you're a 60 year old trainspotter from Newark?

Enjoy your blue waffle day!

[Twitch]

Mmmm, waffles.....

[wilkinsi]

Blue waffle, courtesy of Tonemonster

[Soap]

Yep, happy fourth to all.

[Rsmacker]

And who do you think sent Mr Tonemonster looking at Blue Waffles? It's OK, no need to thank me, it's my life's work, really, enlightening the um, unenlightened.

Now, are you suggesting that a 60 yr old trainspotter from Newark shagged your Mum? Which one? I refuse to believe this, everyone knows that trainspotters have NEVER shagged anyone, let alone your beautiful, chaste, sweet, wholesome and fragrant Mummikins.
Please, don't take this the wrong way - oo-er - but I've been having confusing dreams lately, you're not the only one who features, doing all those things you know drive me wild. I think it stems from that time we had that Gokkun party at yours and "someone" warmed us all up first so we could produce the Ultimate Protein Shake for you.
Incidentally, I'm sorry that it didn't beef you up and help you sprout a pube, but you know what - I LOVE you puny, pale and hairless, it really brings out the bumraping Daddy Bear in me.

Will you PLEASE test the water for me, see if she's ready to leave your Old Man and become my bendy sex toy? It would be perfect, I could move in, we'd be one big happy family together...ah yeaaaah, fwappity fwappity...

Um, where was I? Oh yeah, you Americans who have insulted MY Queen (no, not him, the other one, the one who lives in Buckingham Palace), are in trouble. I accept your declaration of war.

Wilksy Baby, dust off my spandex Ninja suit - maybe scrape off those white flakey patches, seeing as you caused them - I'm going in! (I know how much you love those words! Um, not bareback though, you understand.)


Oh, have a good 4th July you colonial fuckers, and remember - firing guns up in the air is a dumbass trick, bullets come down sooner or later.

Aaaand, sing :

RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES,
BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES (Apart from rubber gimp sex slaves)
etc etc



* Yes, I have had a wee cheeky shandy Bass as an aperitif. This may end badly...

[Shawn Lutz]

Fuck you guys... other than Jay

Happy Fourth of July weekend, I get both Monday and Tuesday off...awesome! Gonna get drunk and blow shit up, BBQ, beer, fireworks, baseball, etc

[wilkinsi]

And who do you think sent Mr Tonemonster looking at Blue Waffles? It's OK, no need to thank me, it's my life's work, really, enlightening the um, unenlightened.

Now, are you suggesting that a 60 yr old trainspotter from Newark shagged your Mum? Which one? I refuse to believe this, everyone knows that trainspotters have NEVER shagged anyone. I'm a cantankerous twat who assumes everyone else sees things my way. I've been having confusing dreams lately, you're not the only one who features, doing things I fantasise you know drive me wild. I think it stems from that time I got buttfucked by a huge ape with AIDS. Incidentally, I'm sorry that it didn't kill me - I LOVE being a gay troll. It brings out the gimp in me.

Um, where was I? Oh yeah, you Americans who have insulted MY Queen (no, not the fantasy I've never even met, the other one, the one who lives in Buckingham Palace), are in trouble. I accept your declaration of war.

Aaaand, sing :

RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES,
BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES (Apart from Rslicker himself)
etc etc

* Yes, I have had a wee cheeky shandy Bass as an aperitif. This may end badly...

Corrected. Noone invited you. Now fuck off and die.

[RacerX]

Leave it to the damn limeys to ruin a nice patriotic thread!