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    So yeah we had some storm damage a few months back and finally got someone out here to fix it. They're on the roof and it sounds like anti-aircraft guns being installed and tested.

    We're taking bets on which one busts a hole in the roof first, and whether it's because of their own weight or when they slam down the bundles of shingles.

    Oh, BTW, it's a "manufactured home" covered in particle board. So when they break out the .22 nail gun, I expect trouble.
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

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    Incoming!!
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    • #3
      Pics please of the dangling legs in your ceiling when it happens.
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      • #4
        How 'new/old' is it? There are codes for residential constuction that have to be followed, here a roof must support a load of at least 125lbs/sq foot, roof sheathing is 1" min, rafters are 2x6, 24" oc, but 12-16" is optimal. Hope nothing happens, but if it does, check your local/state building codes (for the build year on yours,) and double check the work to make sure its on par. Also- please don't buy into the BS that laying new shingles over the old will help insulate better, it very well may, but do you want 2-3 feet of snow crashing through this winter because of the extra weight? Good luck dude.
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        • #5
          what is a manufactured home?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Michael Scarn View Post
            what is a manufactured home?
            It's built in a factory, then shipped to the site, and placed/put together. Most common are 'trailers,' ie-single/double wide mobile homes, then modular homes. Some look like hell, others are beautiful, and you can't tell it was built in a factory. They are a nice alternative to waiting 9-12 months or more on a contractor to finish building a house, and can be considerably cheaper.
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            • #7
              Yeah, house trailer, tornado magnet, mobile home. Same thing.

              It was built in Alabama and towed to TN, so building codes are out the window.
              I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

              The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

              My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Michael Scarn View Post
                what is a manufactured home?
                http://lmgtfy.com/?q=manufactured+home
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                • #9
                  In the neighborhood where I grew up, there's a house that was ordered from Sears. It's hard for em to pick out cos it looks like the rest of em:
                  http://www.modulartoday.com/searshomes.html
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                  • #10
                    Roofers roofing on my roof. I have to say is one of the most unique sentences I have ever read. I dont think you could have worked the word "roof" in there more than you did. Maybe if you said "Roofers named Rufus with roofies roofing on my roof."
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