Gratuitous Post Count Raising Thread

[Nightbat]

GRATUITOUS

Damn and here I was, thinking it be an ec... axepans... ecspens..... hard word for "Great Tits"

[Twitch]

Just registered for my fall classes this morning, ugg, the gen. ed. classes can suck it!!! A degree better make a difference, work experience and certs. arent worth shit right now. Kind of got to wonder how much education matters in an economy with a flat lining job market. The education only makes you worth more money the businesses dont want to shell out.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Or it makes you the guy who has the low-paying job instead of the guy collecting funemployment.

[Twitch]

I could see that, but it proves my point to an extent, I can, by theory anyhow, get a low paying job without an education.

Not trying to be political, just Im so ready to be done with school and hope its not a futile endeavor. I dont like wasting time like that.

Education or not though, Ive got a job which makes me more desirable than the funemployment guy anyhow.

[Twitch]

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What??? Come on guys, open bar, or thread that is. Get in on it while you can before its gone and your post count returns to normal.

Jay, you could definitely fit a F Toejam in here.

Billz, I feel a nice random rant coming, just need a Billz to execute it.

Ron, we could use another graffic.

Smacker, we never did hear about the seat pissing you mentioned might be told about in that other thread. From Whazzup with Singers

This thread may descend into bucket seat pissing at any moment. BEWARE!

[Michael Scarn]

while we're on the subject of absolutely nothing, I'd like to add that I have the day off and I spent the morning trying to do the angus young duck walk thing to no avail.

[atomic charvel guy]

i just made a bong out of my head.

[Trussrod]

...just Im so ready to be done with school and hope its not a futile endeavor. I dont like wasting time like that.

Twitch, have you picked a major yet? Is it a two-year or four-year program/college? Some people do well with Microsoft certifications and can make $100k/year. In some fields it's not like you need a degree these days, but it can help especially if you already have a job and want to advance.

In case you didn't know school loans are nondischargeable in bankruptcy--the only way to get rid of them is to pay them off or die. If you absolutely have to take out loans make sure they are through state or federal programs and not private banks or other private institutions. I had a few loans years back and paid them off about 10 years ahead of schedule. It did wonders for my credit rating.

[Twitch]

I had the day off too. I had to cash a post dated check this morning that was given to me yesterday(dont get me started). So since the bank didnt open until 9am and the trip to the job site was an hour and a half drive and would have had to leave at 3pm and would have had an hour lunch as well, I elected to stay home. I figured I could net $19 for the day or stay home and save $20 not spending the gas for the 3 hour round trip.

As far as the duck walk, Ive tried it too, but Im not coordinated enough to both play and dance around at the same time.

[Twitch]

Twitch, have you picked a major yet? Is it a two-year or four-year program/college? Some people do well with Microsoft certifications and can make $100k/year. In some fields it's not like you need a degree these days, but it can help especially if you already have a job and want to advance.

In case you didn't know school loans are nondischargeable in bankruptcy--the only way to get rid of them is to pay them off or die. If you absolutely have to take out loans make sure they are through state or federal programs and not private banks or other private institutions. I had a few loans years back and paid them off about 10 years ahead of schedule. It did wonders for my credit rating.

Yeah, I knew you cant default on them anymore. Two year degree, AAS Computer Information Technology, focus on security. All my loans have been the Sallie Mae or whatever it used to be. Yeah, the private loans are retarded if you read the fine print. Ive thought about getting MS certified, but not sure where to go. The ads I hear on the radio about it sound like scams.

[Twitch]

ACG, thats what Im talking about, excellent post.

[Trussrod]

Ive thought about getting MS certified, but not sure where to go. The ads I hear on the radio about it sound like scams.

You might be able to find info on it at the MS website: http://www.microsoft.com/learning/en...-overview.aspx

A local community college might have resources related to MCSE certification, too.

[javert]

Hmmm, I don't know... Perhaps if it had a Floyd AND a reverse headstock.

[Mr Sandman]

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[kramer]

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Ill-egal. A sick bird...HEH!

1il·le·gal

adj \(ˌ)i(l)-ˈlē-gəl\


Definition of ILLEGAL

: not according to or authorized by law : unlawful, illicit; also : not sanctioned by official rules (as of a game)

— il·le·gal·i·ty noun
— il·le·gal·ly adverb




Examples of ILLEGAL

• In this state, it is illegal for anyone under the age of 21 to drink alcohol.
• The team was penalized for an illegal play.

Origin of ILLEGAL

Middle French or Medieval Latin; Middle French illegal, from Medieval Latin illegalis, from Latin in- + legalis legalFirst Known Use: 1538


Related to ILLEGAL

Synonyms: criminal, felonious, illegitimate, illicit, lawless, unlawful, wrongful
Antonyms: lawful, legal, legitimate

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Other Legal Terms

actionable, alienable, carceral, chattel, complicity, decedent, larceny, malfeasance, modus operandi

Rhymes with ILLEGAL

bald eagle, half eagle, porbeagle, sea eagle, spread-eagle, viceregal