Public Restrooms

[RacerX]

Yeah, cracked sure has lots of interesting stuff to waste time on, eh?

will keep me reading for way too long.

Fixed

[Rsmacker]

so Joe, if you're not touching flush handles, are you not touching taps either? And do you wait by the door for someone to come in so you can go out?

"Honestly officer, I wasn't loitering, I was waiting for the door to open. Oh, my penis hanging out? Ah, that's because of the germs, I don't want to transfer them, that's all. Really"

[toejam]

[toejam]

so Joe, if you're not touching flush handles, are you not touching taps either? And do you wait by the door for someone to come in so you can go out?

No, I'm not that bad...

[Twitch]

Im on board with TJ on this one, I wont touch a flush handle directly with my hand, usually my elbow if I flush at all in a public restroom. I also grab the handle on the door with my shirt, as Ive just washed my hands and dont think it would make much sense to touch same door handle people who DIDNT wash their hands touch.

[VitaminG]

but if you really want to break it down, washing your hands isn't going to save you.

You got icky germs all over your hands (I guess from hanging on to your wang - for gods' sake, didn't you shower this morning?); you grab the tap to turn the water on, transferring the germs to the tap (as has everyone who used it before you); you press the button on the soap dispenser (as has everyone who used it before you); you scrub your hands until they are red raw (because of your OCD - the germs, the germs!); you grab the tap to turn off the water (transferring the germs back to your freshly washed hands); you balance awkwardly on one leg as you endeavour to pull the inward-opening door with your foot, over-balancing and grabbing the wall in vain as you crash to the filthy floor (as has everyone who used it before you); you rejoin your family for lunch in the food court, sitting down at a table that was recently wiped down with a salmonella-filled dishcloth, failling to remove all of the bits of yesterday's lettuce & tomato sauce still congealed on its surface; you unconsciously wipe at your lips before planting a kiss on your wife as you pinch a handful of chips from your child's plate, transferring your toilet germs to your kid's lunch; such an innocent, happy time as you unwittingly condemn your family to certain illness. You monster.

[Rsmacker]

And then he goes home and tries to put inside his Mrs (or someone else's, whatever).

The dirty monster.

(Anyway, piss is sterile, so piss all over yourself.)

[toejam]

(Anyway, piss is sterile, so piss all over yourself.)

Your own piss is sterile to your own body, not anybody else's.

[toejam]

Im on board with TJ on this one, I wont touch a flush handle directly with my hand, usually my elbow if I flush at all in a public restroom. I also grab the handle on the door with my shirt, as Ive just washed my hands and dont think it would make much sense to touch same door handle people who DIDNT wash their hands touch.

I sometimes will use a paper towel or my shirt to open the door after I've washed my hands, but other times I don't. At least I'm not like Howie Mandell and I can shake hands with people.

[tomanyjacksons]

I use the paper towels that I dried my hands off with to turn off the faucet and open the door.

[VitaminG]

Your own piss is sterile to your own body, not anybody else's.

that's what she said....


hur hur hur

[Hellbat]

I used a public restroom at a ferry terminal today and some jackass had pissed everywhere but the bowl. I had to go so I proceeded to wipe down the seat as I don't do the high altitude bombing. Then when I come out there was a huge lineup as some guy in the only other stall happened to be doing something in his stocking feet. Hopefully it was absorbing some of the excess piss off the floor...

[Dr loomis]

Yea, and keep a bottle of germ x in your shirt pocket so you can exterminate those germs on the go.

[Rsmacker]

I used a public restroom at a ferry terminal today and some jackass had pissed everywhere but the bowl. I had to go so I proceeded to wipe down the seat as I don't do the high altitude bombing. Then when I come out there was a huge lineup as some guy in the only other stall happened to be doing something in his stocking feet. Hopefully it was absorbing some of the excess piss off the floor...

W-w-what? Come on, tell us the rest, I'm treading water here.

[Jayster]

W-w-what? Come on, tell us the rest, I'm treading water here.

Alright, Senator Craig .....