So, umm, youre telling me...

[Twitch]

that if I qualify, I could whack it for up to $1200 a month??? Well, hell, sounds good to me. Might as well get paid for it right?

Anonymous stranger: Hey, what do you do for a living?

You: I masturbate.

http://www.spermbank.com/newdonors/index.cfm?ID=4

This was an ad on my FB page.

[RacerX]

"we are aware of the considerable time and expense involved in being a donor."

[Twitch]

Yeah, all this time, I thought I was just having fun. Never realized it was time consuming and expensive enterprise opportunity.

[tonemonster]

"we are aware of the considerable time and expense involved in being a donor."

expense??? hell its only some kleenex and those 3 packs of porno mags every now and then.

[tonemonster]

this is a hell of a concept. really it is. I could send my DNA into the future and not have to change diapers AND get paid for it. where the hell do I sign up?

[javert]

expense??? hell its only some kleenex and those 3 packs of porno mags every now and then.

Sometimes I get you and rsmacker mixed up... then I remember that you're the one who doesn't like Uli Wait, how does Mr. Smacker feel about Uli, do we know?

[javert]

this is a hell of a concept. really it is. I could send my DNA into the future and not have to change diapers AND get paid for it. where the hell do I sign up?

Does sound like a good deal (I've got a two-year-old).... But for me it would make teaching a bit awkward down the road. In 20 years, I would be wondering if every young assholes who sleeps at my lectures and doesn't do as I tell him is my offspring...

[RacerX]

I would be wondering if every young asshole who sleeps at my lectures and doesn't do as I tell him is my offspring...

[javert]

lol

[Rsmacker]

Sometimes I get you and rsmacker mixed up... then I remember that you're the one who doesn't like Uli Wait, how does Mr. Smacker feel about Uli, do we know?

He was good in the Scorpions, then he disappeared up his own arse and re-appeared as a Tommy Chong double.

Sign me up for some of this jizz donation, I could do with a good honest job. It would make a change for my bollock batter to be used for what Nature designed, instead of as a tasty protein shake for a certain pasty little Death Metal Warrior/Call Centre Bitch, right WB?

[tonemonster]

He was good in the Scorpions, then he disappeared up his own arse and re-appeared as a Tommy Chong double.

Sign me up for some of this jizz donation, I could do with a good honest job. It would make a change for my bollock batter to be used for what Nature designed, instead of as a tasty protein shake for a certain pasty little Death Metal Warrior/Call Centre Bitch, right WB?

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Or for polishing the leather interior of auto dealer loaner cars

[VitaminG]

Sign me up for some of this jizz donation, I could do with a good honest job. It would make a change for my bollock batter to be used for what Nature designed, instead of as a tasty protein shake for a certain pasty little Death Metal Warrior/Call Centre Bitch, right WB?

does she have a sister?

[StukaJU87]

I do not qualify, too old, too short, no college. I am feeling some kind of way about this.

[sully]

He was good in the Scorpions, then he disappeared up his own arse and re-appeared as a Tommy Chong double.

Sign me up for some of this jizz donation, I could do with a good honest job. It would make a change for my bollock batter to be used for what Nature designed, instead of as a tasty protein shake for a certain pasty little Death Metal Warrior/Call Centre Bitch, right WB?

....Wow. This may very well be the best post the JCF has had in fucking years.

Sully