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lol. I clicked on this thread thinking that we would get an update about Mr. Smacker's latest trip to "Europe". -
...in all it's juicy glory ofcourse"There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"
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Hes posted somewhere in the last week or two, cant remember which thread though.HTTP 404 - Signature Not FoundComment
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I think he fell in somewhere.
We tell him that when spelunking you are supposed to bring some rope and a flashlight.Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.Comment
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He probably heard "lube and a fleshlight" which would now explain his absenceOriginally posted by Flatpicker View Post"There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"
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Hey hey now, I have been enjoying a nice civilised ride round France for a couple of weeks. I have been on my absolute best behaviour...but tonight I can feel it in my bone, I'm going to set this place on fire. Had a little argument with a fellow on the beach earlier, just as he was shaking his ball muck over some bird's jugs in the sand dunes, impatient twat, it was my turn. (She squealed like every splat of jizz burned her, it was most bizarre. Maybe she was a nun and it did burn her. Ohhhh, that makes me hard thinking about it...) I've had a few little cheeky drinkies to get going, feel like going fucking mental now. (AS SOON AS THE FUCKING SHOWER LIGHTS COME ON< I CAN GET MY BELL-END WASHED AND GET OUT ON THE RAZZ!!!! Fucking French campsites...)
Oh, the reason I've been on my best behaviour is because if I get into trouble, I might not get past US Customs...
Yes, be afraid America. I AM COOOOOOOOMING (and it's going to be messy). October time, I'm there...So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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I've phoned Customs to say you'll be trafficking heroine, and to shoot you on sight.... 628 times!
Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).Comment
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Heroin, not heroine, dolt.
I would do the same for you, I'd love to see you shot 648 times. Bukkake Holocaust.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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