Thanks

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

I'd call it blues bone clatter, but what period jenna are we talking about?

Let's go with early 90's.

[SixstringKing]

but what period jenna are we talking about?

Let's go with early 90's.

[Rsmacker]

The best part is when one becomes dominant and wrestles the other onto her back on the bed and straddles her, hitting her with the pillow while they giggle... And then it turns to a longing gaze, then a kiss, then some tongue, and before you know it, it's a Jenna Jameson flick.

Yep, that's me and Simon alright.
It usually ends up more like an Alien flick though - lots of shiny black wet-look skin glimpsed in the shadows of an industrial location, chains (mustn't forget the chains), loads of dripping "slime", lots of blood and things going into, and coming out of places they shouldn't. And the odd bit of screaming...

[Rsmacker]

rsmacker, what do you look like? Send me a pic.

I could, but you'd end up having a wanking seizure, and I simply cannot be responsible for that. Think of the sexiest motherfucker you know, well, I'm his Daddy.

[Ward]

Think of the sexiest motherfucker you know, well, I'm his Daddy.

His Big Daddy LoveCum.

[Nightbat]

His Big Daddy LoveCum.

and we've been informed who Little Lovecum is as well

[wilkinsi]

Its 3reach.

[Twitch]

Its 3reach.

Whats that saying about he who protests the loudest? Dont worry, I dont think 3reach is gonna steal Smacker away form you.

[wilkinsi]

Whats that saying about he who protests the loudest? Dont worry, I dont think 3reach is gonna steal Smacker away form you.

No-one would be stealing a troll from me. Hell, YOU can have him .

[Rsmacker]

No, I'm all yours forever, my little sphincter munchkin. Now, let's cut the crap, get the civil partnership in place, then become a happily married couple? What's to fear? I won't take your Warriors away if it all goes tits up, we can have a pre-nup drawn up. Whaddaya say? We can keep doing all the things you love, the furtive gropes in dark alleyways, those filthy texts you love to send me, all the thrill will still be there. Come on, I'm getting old now, I need some stability, stop messing me about.

Hell, we can invite 3reach-around over for the ceremony, he can be Best Man for both of us.

[tonemonster]

perhaps we need to do a limited run of "big daddy lovecum" warriors. Who's in?

[wilkinsi]

Just you bitch.

[tonemonster]

are we putting Billz's spooge graphic on them??

[wilkinsi]

No. Its a graphic of you banging rslicker up the bhatti.

[tonemonster]

No. Its a graphic of you banging rslicker up the bhatti.

We're goign to have a hard time fitting that on the album cover, JR.


so who is the lucky graphic artist that is getting commissioned for this?