Thanks

[Rsmacker]

I just wanted to thank a certain someone for the incredible night of love we shared at the weekend. I'm not going to name names, wouldn't want to embarrass the sweetheart, but they know who they are.

Thanks for impulsively jumping on the plane down here to France, and spending 18 incredible hours of lust, love and pure perversion, with me and the local Gang Bang Squad. Your talent at the Glory Hole is unparalleled, one never can tell which orifice will greet one's pud, they are all soooo sucky.

I hope you've not had an uncomfortable day at work, seeing as your arsehole looked like a blood orange when you waddled off for your flight home, I love it.

Love you, my own little Death Metal Warrior Monkey.

Kisses.

[Devotee]

[SixstringKing]

LOL!!!!!!!!! That's just too good!! I think we need another section just for stuff like this. Guess the vids will be up on Pornhub soon? LOL!!!

[micha]

I think we need another section just for stuff like this.

Yes, and it's screaming "Platinum" if you ask me...

[wilkinsi]

I just wanted to thank a certain someone for the incredible night of love we shared at the weekend. I'm not going to name names, wouldn't want to embarrass the sweetheart, but they know who they are.

Thanks for impulsively jumping on the plane down here to France, and spending 18 incredible hours of lust, love and pure perversion, with me and the local Gang Bang Squad. Your talent at the Glory Hole is unparalleled, one never can tell which orifice will greet one's pud, they are all soooo sucky.

I hope you've not had an uncomfortable day at work, seeing as your arsehole looked like a blood orange when you waddled off for your flight home, I love it.

Love you, my own little Death Metal Warrior Monkey.

Kisses.

Really. I wonder who that could be? Because 1) I'm not gay, 2) don't have a valid passport, 3) never been to france, nor would I want to, 4) hate holidays 5) can't use aircraft because of my lungs, 6) see any form of personal relationship as pretentious 7) despise you because you're a fucking stupid cantankerous sick parasite who needs to be executed.

[Nightbat]

7) despise you because you're a fucking stupid cantankerous sick parasite who needs to be executed.

I'm guessing Rsmacker and his well hung gang didn't use lube

[markD]

rsmacker and wilkinsi are too funny!!!! where did this hate come from?!?!?! hahahahaha

[atomic charvel guy]

Smacker is the love, Wilksy is the anger in the relationship

[wilkinsi]

There is no relationship. I've never met the pillock, nor have I any wish to do so.

[SixstringKing]

Smacker is the love, Wilksy is the anger in the relationship

No,Smackers is the bloke having his pud choked in France and Wilkinsi is the wank in the tool shed.

[Rsmacker]

Really. I wonder who that could be? Because 1) I'm not gay, 2) don't have a valid passport, 3) never been to france, nor would I want to, 4) hate holidays 5) can't use aircraft because of my lungs, 6) see any form of personal relationship as pretentious 7) despise you because you're a fucking stupid cantankerous sick parasite who needs to be executed.

Whoa whoa whoa!! Steady on honeybuns, I tried to use some discretion, but you leapt in and now everyone KNOWS who I was talking about. Silly billy.

I'll ignore points 1-3, but come on now, you hate holidays? Since when? You look forward to dancing round those bars in your grass skirt, pissed out of your bonce on Malibu and Taboo, as much as me. Remember singing "The Venga bus is coming..." as you conga'd round cheekily grabbing at passers-by and flashing your butt? How could I forget that?

No 5 - your lungs? WTF? I actually believed you could breathe through your ears, Mr Gokkun. I told you smoking would make you ill...

No 6 - WHAAAT??? OK Heathcliffe, so you are afraid to commit, but stop playing the Emo, it doesn't work. We all know that all you crave is to curl up at some beefy geezer's feet and purr contentedly, or even call him Master.

No 7 - Oh I love your little jests, I know you don't mean that, we are like Ying and Yang, stone and sponge, Siegfried and Roy, erm, Hinge and Bracket ('kin 'ell, I can't believe one of them is dead already.)

Stay strong, my angel, Big Daddy LoveCum is on his way home...

[wilkinsi]

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out you're typing bullshit about me.

[RacerX]

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out you're typing bullshit about me.

Also, that he gets off on your angry reactions more than anything else.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Exactly. Clearly the only one with the slightest concern about the validity of his claims is wilkinsi, who has taken the bait and run for deep waters.

[javert]

Exactly. Clearly the only one with the slightest concern about the validity of his claims is wilkinsi, who has taken the bait and run for deep waters.

... and he's dragging the boat from which we are all observing with him!