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Originally posted by MakeAJazzNoiseHere View PostThe best part is when one becomes dominant and wrestles the other onto her back on the bed and straddles her, hitting her with the pillow while they giggle... And then it turns to a longing gaze, then a kiss, then some tongue, and before you know it, it's a Jenna Jameson flick.
It usually ends up more like an Alien flick though - lots of shiny black wet-look skin glimpsed in the shadows of an industrial location, chains (mustn't forget the chains), loads of dripping "slime", lots of blood and things going into, and coming out of places they shouldn't. And the odd bit of screaming...So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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Originally posted by 3reach View Postrsmacker, what do you look like? Send me a pic.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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Originally posted by Twitch View PostWhats that saying about he who protests the loudest? Dont worry, I dont think 3reach is gonna steal Smacker away form you.Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).
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No, I'm all yours forever, my little sphincter munchkin. Now, let's cut the crap, get the civil partnership in place, then become a happily married couple? What's to fear? I won't take your Warriors away if it all goes tits up, we can have a pre-nup drawn up. Whaddaya say? We can keep doing all the things you love, the furtive gropes in dark alleyways, those filthy texts you love to send me, all the thrill will still be there. Come on, I'm getting old now, I need some stability, stop messing me about.
Hell, we can invite 3reach-around over for the ceremony, he can be Best Man for both of us.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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