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I'll ruin Megan Fox's face....after I pudslap the shit out of it!!
Here....aaaaaaaaaa dooooooooosh!!!!
Here....aaaaaaaaaa dooooooooosh!!!!
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity. -
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This is signature worthy!Originally posted by MakeAJazzNoiseHere View Post
MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan FoxComment
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Yeah, but didn't she have that car accident that messed up her face?Originally posted by toejam View Post
I thought the surgery on her was partly reconstructive.
As for Megan? Yeah, that's some shoddy craftsmanship in the after pics.
Looks like she's heading this way:
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.Comment
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Well this chicks face is right fine, and suddenly Im craving some lettuce as well.
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Megan Fox, Jessica Alba..I'll have three fuggin' scoops down there..with nuts!Originally posted by Alvin_Wilson View PostThis is signature worthy!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Ahhh ..thanks for thinkin' of me Twitch.
Yes, my goo is pretty toxic, and has the velocity to cause a sonic boom. Once my wife heard this big bang...then she got pink eye.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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This is how I feel about her diet...Originally posted by Twitch View PostWell this chicks face is right fine, and suddenly Im craving some lettuce as well.
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lmfao!Originally posted by hellbat View Postor a bioshock splicer...
750xl, 88LE, AT1, Roswell Pro, SG-X, 4 others...
Stilletto Duece 1/2 Stack, MkIII Mini-Stack, J-Station, 12 spaces of misc rack stuff, Sonar 4, Event 20/20, misc outboard stuff...
Why do I still want MORE?Comment
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This thread just made my day...-Metal wouldn't be the same without Pointy guitars-Comment
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Thats awesome.Originally posted by Hellbat View PostThis is how I feel about her diet...
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Was she in a real car accident? I know she was in a car accident in that Death Proof movie with Kurt Russell. He fucked up her face real bad!Originally posted by Flatpicker View Post
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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