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Don't you find it strange that this guy appears and Bill returns at the same time. Just sayin'... 
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Originally posted by 3reach View Post
On the internet there is no such thing as sexual preference (or even gender for that matter)
just attentionwhoring or not
..and boy, you act like the queen of the Gay Pride Parade"There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"
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Well then, it looks like my fortune telling skills are still sharp. I called troll early on. I think its time I call up that gypsie lady Ms. Cleo from TV and go into biz with her reading fortunes and spotting internet forum trolls, shit like that. we could be hundredairs."clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Time for my very first ignore...Comment
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Why fight? This could be the launch of something truly beneficial to gay guitar players everywhere! 3Reach? Start your own message board that combines both of your passions ... guitars and penis.
Here are a few ideas for a name:
Hum Buckers & Dick Suckers
Gay Guitar Guild
Don't Ask - Don't Trill
Fudge Packin' Pickers
Crack My Input Jack
Hoe Moes & Treh Moe Loes
Shred My Shitter
Fags & Frets
Cocks & Capos
Tones & Bones
Strummers & Hummers
Full Octave Bend Over
Hammer Ons & Hairy Buns
Tone Woods & Morning Woods
Homo Scented Sex Oils & Exposed Pole Single Coils
Gimme Good Headstock
Squeeze My Locking Nuts
Phaggots & Phase Shifters
Rack Mount Me Gently
Queers & Guiteeers
Framus My Anus
Crammers & Jammers
Gigs & Pigs
Fondle My Truss Rod
Fill My Control Cavity
Hard Tails (Gays) & Short Scales (Hetero)
Guitarses & Arses
Basses & Asses
Ernie Ball Super Slinkys & Massive Gay Winkys
Dinkys & Twinkies
Jizz & Jazz
Plow My Back Forty
Daisy Chain My Daisy Rock (Pink, naturally)
Hump Up The Volume
Dick Up My Pickup
Coil Splitters & Ass Hitters
Foreskins & Fretboards
Maple Necks & Poop Decks
Mother Of Pearl Inlays & I Dig Male Heinays
Gay Loving Spooners & Grover Fine Tuners
Jointies & Pointies
Men: Their Guitars & Their Members
Double Lockers & Stiff Cockers
Anal Contusions & Charvel Fusions
Neck Relief & Guys Who Queef
Intonation & Gay Liberation
String Locks & So Not Jocks
Release My Farts With Your Whammy Barts
Effect Loopers & Into Poopers
A little levity can defuse any emotionally charged issue. Let's hope this is received in that very spirit.
Oh, and PS:
If You Eat Your Cheerios And Install DiMarzios Into All Your Guitarios You Will Become Impresarios ... I'm Being Quite Serios [+U]Mitch
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Obvious troll is obvious.
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I vote post of the year, that was amazing haha!
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What about Trysexual guys?
(We'll try anything sexual - animal, mineral, vegetable)So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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Its him.
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You win tone. I agree with you. Wheres the ban hammer?Originally posted by tonemonster View PostHTTP 404 - Signature Not FoundComment
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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what have I won???Originally posted by Twitch View Post
a set of ginsu knives? a membership in the humbucker of the month club? a free mullet washing & conditioning? a nude car was from Jenna Jameson? please tell me!"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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A free mullet washing and conditioning. Seems like my best bet for least amount of work.Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
No, not gonna stand up for the guy anymore. Its obvious 100% now that all he wants to do is raise eyebrows. Hes succeeded. Tone , you called it, troll.
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I might elect to give that mullet washing and conditioning to Tommy as his hair is far sexier than mine. women leave snail trails following his sexy lockes around. Me? I just dont have the hair for it. snails dont even leave snail trails for my hair. Tommy has tried to sexify my hair to be like his, but the man cant work miracles. I mean you cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit.Originally posted by Twitch View PostA free mullet washing and conditioning. Seems like my best bet for least amount of work. No, not gonna stand up for the guy anymore. Its obvious 100% now that all he wants to do is raise eyebrows. Hes succeeded. Tone , you called it, troll."clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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