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  • #31
    Originally posted by modelseriesman View Post
    Why fight? This could be the launch of something truly beneficial to gay guitar players everywhere! 3Reach? Start your own message board that combines both of your passions ... guitars and penis.

    Here are a few ideas for a name:

    Hum Buckers & Dick Suckers
    Gay Guitar Guild
    Don't Ask - Don't Trill
    Fudge Packin' Pickers
    Crack My Input Jack
    Hoe Moes & Treh Moe Loes
    Shred My Shitter
    Fags & Frets
    Cocks & Capos
    Tones & Bones
    Strummers & Hummers
    Full Octave Bend Over
    Hammer Ons & Hairy Buns
    Tone Woods & Morning Woods
    Homo Scented Sex Oils & Exposed Pole Single Coils
    Gimme Good Headstock
    Squeeze My Locking Nuts
    Phaggots & Phase Shifters
    Rack Mount Me Gently
    Queers & Guiteeers
    Framus My Anus
    Crammers & Jammers
    Gigs & Pigs
    Fondle My Truss Rod
    Fill My Control Cavity
    Hard Tails (Gays) & Short Scales (Hetero)
    Guitarses & Arses
    Basses & Asses
    Ernie Ball Super Slinkys & Massive Gay Winkys
    Dinkys & Twinkies
    Jizz & Jazz
    Plow My Back Forty
    Daisy Chain My Daisy Rock (Pink, naturally)
    Hump Up The Volume
    Dick Up My Pickup
    Coil Splitters & Ass Hitters
    Foreskins & Fretboards
    Maple Necks & Poop Decks
    Mother Of Pearl Inlays & I Dig Male Heinays
    Gay Loving Spooners & Grover Fine Tuners
    Jointies & Pointies
    Men: Their Guitars & Their Members
    Double Lockers & Stiff Cockers
    Anal Contusions & Charvel Fusions
    Neck Relief & Guys Who Queef
    Intonation & Gay Liberation
    String Locks & So Not Jocks
    Release My Farts With Your Whammy Barts
    Effect Loopers & Into Poopers

    A little levity can defuse any emotionally charged issue. Let's hope this is received in that very spirit.

    Oh, and PS:
    If You Eat Your Cheerios And Install DiMarzios Into All Your Guitarios You Will Become Impresarios ... I'm Being Quite Serios [+U]


    LMAO... This shit is over the top! ...
    -Metal wouldn't be the same without Pointy guitars-

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    • #32
      What the fuck did I miss here?
      Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

      http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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      • #33
        i must be gay then. let me tell my wife that we need a divorce so i can hump men.
        GEAR:

        some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!

        some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!

        and finally....

        i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by markD View Post
          i must be gay then. let me tell my wife that we need a divorce so i can hump men.
          let us know how that works out for you.
          "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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          • #35
            WTF?!? This troll is gone. He starts shit and doesn't even bother to come back and reply to half of the shit he posts anyway.
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by horns666 View Post
              Amen..

              3reach...you gotta go man. I mean really, that's just life. Now you have two choices..

              A: You can leave with whatever dignity you may have..if any at all.

              or..

              B: I'm personally going to fuck your dignity up the ass ..in front of your whole family. Then piss on them.

              personally, I think you'll choose option B because you are a masochistic, attention seeking little bitch..

              either way you're going to leave..
              Yes. Bill Z is back!
              "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
              I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by MikeStrat View Post
                Yes. Bill Z is back!
                Yes..I am. Wassup Mike..how ya been.

                Joe, I'm glad ya gave this troll Da Bootz!!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by toejam View Post
                  WTF?!? This troll is gone. He starts shit and doesn't even bother to come back and reply to half of the shit he posts anyway.
                  Too late for a ban poll, huh? Darn.
                  "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by toejam View Post
                    This troll is gone.
                    That's a good title for a new version of The Thrill is Gone!

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                    • #40
                      OK, stop bumping this thread
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                        OK, stop bumping this thread
                        you just bumped it yourself ya big galoot!!!!
                        "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
                          you just bumped it yourself ya big galoot!!!!
                          Ron's humour to subtle for you?
                          Hail yesterday

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                          • #43
                            sigpic
                            Action Jackson

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                            • #44
                              Starting now...
                              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                                Starting now...
                                what are you starting?
                                "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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