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  • #16
    I got my favorite phrase from George Carlin: "Fuck the fucking fuckers" I use that one often.
    "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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    • #17
      George had some wisdom going on. My favorite quote of his that I like to quote (paraphrase) is "Think how stupid the average person you meet in your daily life is. Now realize that 50% of the other people are dumber then them."
      GTWGITS! - RacerX

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      • #18
        yeah! we need some good ol' bill z bub house-cleaning!
        Sam

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
          George had some wisdom going on. My favorite quote of his that I like to quote (paraphrase) is "Think how stupid the average person you meet in your daily life is. Now realize that 50% of the other people are dumber then them."
          one of my favorites was a line he opened his show with when I saw him live. "did you ever notice that people who are against abortion are people you wouldnt want to fuck in the first place?" I about pissed my pants laughing with that one.
          "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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          • #20
            Originally posted by horns666 View Post
            Ya see..here's what it is. Not everyone can carry off such things. Me, I can talk like this to the fuggin' pope, and make him tell me dirty, nazi jokes. While most people would be kicked out for such a thing. I think people know I'm handicapped..for some weird reason.

            Here' what you do next time at the Library. Just asked.."Do you have books on Clits?"..while suggin' a pink Tootstie-Roll POP!

            That's what I do..
            I see, I see...

            Maybe I should throw in a Tom Araya head-twitch now and then to give it more of a Tourette Syndrome kind of feel.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by MakeAJazzNoiseHere View Post
              I see, I see...

              Maybe I should throw in a Tom Araya head-twitch now and then to give it more of a Tourette Syndrome kind of feel.
              Hey now bitch cunt ass twat
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              • #22
                Fuck all, sumabitchin' shit - have a few beers and spellz shit wrong....with piss poore gramer
                Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                • #23
                  nipples
                  Hail yesterday

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                  • #24
                    nippums..
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #25
                      scrotums
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                      • #26
                        "Sphincter. ... That is all."

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                        • #27
                          Sphinctums!!

                          ...guys I'm trying to get laid ova-here. But I don't think the wife is buyin' it.
                          I think she has (P)re (M)urder (S)yndrome. Yep...sigh..Bubblebutts.com here I cum!

                          It's been a long time since Rock N' Roll..

                          Bill Z Bubbles
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Twitch View Post
                            scrotums
                            Very good...TWWWWwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch!
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #29
                              Obviously, I am obliged to post the inevitable...
                              Last edited by Snoogans; 10-08-2011, 03:24 AM.

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                              • #30
                                You guys are nothing butt a bunch of fucking felchers.
                                2003 Jackson SLATQH Custom (cobalt cabo), 2002 Jackson SLATQM (burnt cherry), 2011 Jackson Chris Broderick Soloist (transblack 7), 2007 SL2H (black)
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