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    The Great Satan - I'm fucking IN, YAY!

    What a wonderful country this United States is, even if it is pissing down with rain.

    Yes, Septic Tanks, be afraid, be very afraid. I've cleared Immigration and am currently limbering my weeny and my liver up for some drinking and shagging shenanigans, here in Tampa...

    (Why do I always think this is Gary Glitter's favourite holiday destination? Oh yes, he likes to go to Tampa with the kids)
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back
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    Just watch out for jailbait
    "There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"

    -"You like Anime"

    "....crap!"

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    • #3
      No chance. I have a poor mature lady in my sights who is about to discover what a REAL fucking is all about...
      So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

      I nearly broke her back

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      • #4
        Pictures of the shredded carnage of her roast beef flaps and balloon knot, please...
        MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan Fox

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Alvin_Wilson View Post
          Pictures of the shredded carnage of her roast beef flaps and balloon knot, please...
          LMFAO!!! Classic Rsmacker there!

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          • #6
            Smashing, Basil!
            I like EL34s.

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            • #7
              I trust you took your copy of Fortean Times with you on your travels old boy?
              http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steven-A.-McKay/e/B00DS0TRH6/

              http://http://stevenamckay.wordpress.com/

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MartinBarre View Post
                I trust you took your copy of Fortean Times with you on your travels old boy?
                Aha, now I know who has been stalking me!
                So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                I nearly broke her back

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                • #9
                  you may want to try talking in a way that american women understand while your here...... just a thought, but then again drunk horny chicks will probably think it's 'charming' or some such shit.... the Tampa area was pretty dead the last time I was there(about 14 years ago)..... enjoy your vacation, and remember women don't have adams apples!
                  Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Jayster View Post
                    you may want to try talking in a way that american women understand while your here...... just a thought, but then again drunk horny chicks will probably think it's 'charming' or some such shit.... the Tampa area was pretty dead the last time I was there(about 14 years ago)..... enjoy your vacation, and remember women don't have adams apples!

                    Or big manly hands. Lol! Tampa, good luck with that.

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                    • #11
                      Lock up your livestock America!
                      GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                      • #12
                        two words -- MONS VENUS --- it's on Dale Mabry blvd, just about a mile north of 275 -- you'll thank me later

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Alvin_Wilson View Post
                          Pictures of the shredded carnage of her roast beef flaps and balloon knot, please...
                          Damn axewoonds look like Subway's Big Philly Cheestake!!!

                          I like my quims dainty, and cute!

                          Have fun with Gary Glitter, and the boys 'Smacker..take 'em to Disney!!!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #14
                            FYI, Tampa/St. Pete has a HUUUUGE cougar scene these days...
                            "Today, I shat a brown monolith ..majestic enough for gods to stand upon" BillZ aka horns666

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                              Aha, now I know who has been stalking me!
                              Hahaha, I just assumed you knew it was me.
                              http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steven-A.-McKay/e/B00DS0TRH6/

                              http://http://stevenamckay.wordpress.com/

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