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Finished now have we? Right. I was actually fucking a parlour girl, just as I do every week. Twice actually. The rest of the time there was spent listening to her and her colleagues' constant whining over nothing. Coach back was cancelled, left 45 mins late. Had a nice dinner at home. Pub was shut. Had an extra 3 hours' sleep. Very different from the predictable BS fantasy Arselicker would have you believe . His words are about as fresh as a loaf of bread that expired 2 months ago. Fuck off and find something better to do. And yes, you ARE a fucking troll.
Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).
He fucking won't be if I find out he's been spending his pocket money on "parlour girls".
Wilksy-Baby, did she give you the second bumming free, seeing as it was your birthday? Real lube or just spit? Are we able to read your Punternet.com Field Report yet, or will you be making, erm, typing it up later?
No, impossible, I think his account has been hacked, there is no way on this Earth that WB has sampled the delights of soul-less sober sex with bored prostitutes on a coach trip. (Apart from that Special Needs Sunshine Coach sex tourism trip I organised for him, and that ended up in carnage. Never again.) I would expect him to have more sympathy for those that have to rent their bumholes out, especially as it's where his "Jackson fund" cash comes from. Well, it would if he stopped doing it for free because he loves it so much.
Then again, could it be that WB has finally seen his jelly beans drop into his wrinkly funbag, sprouted some hair round his tassle, had some nocturnal emissions (from the front this time) and BECOME A MAN?
PFFFFFFFFFFTTTT, no, his account has been hacked.
See you soon for cupcakes, fizzy pop, and anal violation my little Justin Bieber lookalike.
So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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