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  • #16
    Oops - late to the party again! Hope you had a good'un

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    • #17
      Finished now have we? Right. I was actually fucking a parlour girl, just as I do every week. Twice actually. The rest of the time there was spent listening to her and her colleagues' constant whining over nothing. Coach back was cancelled, left 45 mins late. Had a nice dinner at home. Pub was shut. Had an extra 3 hours' sleep. Very different from the predictable BS fantasy Arselicker would have you believe . His words are about as fresh as a loaf of bread that expired 2 months ago. Fuck off and find something better to do. And yes, you ARE a fucking troll.
      Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

      "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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      • #18
        Anyone would think you weren't in a relationship with Rspumper.
        http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steven-A.-McKay/e/B00DS0TRH6/

        http://http://stevenamckay.wordpress.com/

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        • #19
          He fucking won't be if I find out he's been spending his pocket money on "parlour girls".

          Wilksy-Baby, did she give you the second bumming free, seeing as it was your birthday? Real lube or just spit? Are we able to read your Punternet.com Field Report yet, or will you be making, erm, typing it up later?

          No, impossible, I think his account has been hacked, there is no way on this Earth that WB has sampled the delights of soul-less sober sex with bored prostitutes on a coach trip. (Apart from that Special Needs Sunshine Coach sex tourism trip I organised for him, and that ended up in carnage. Never again.) I would expect him to have more sympathy for those that have to rent their bumholes out, especially as it's where his "Jackson fund" cash comes from. Well, it would if he stopped doing it for free because he loves it so much.

          Then again, could it be that WB has finally seen his jelly beans drop into his wrinkly funbag, sprouted some hair round his tassle, had some nocturnal emissions (from the front this time) and BECOME A MAN?

          PFFFFFFFFFFTTTT, no, his account has been hacked.

          See you soon for cupcakes, fizzy pop, and anal violation my little Justin Bieber lookalike.
          So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

          I nearly broke her back

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          • #20
            Cantakerous to the last. Intelligent converse is impossible. You do not discuss, you jibber.
            Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

            "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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            • #21
              You guys fuckin kill me!
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              • #22
                Originally posted by wilkinsi View Post
                Cantakerous to the last. Intelligent converse is impossible. You do not discuss, you jibber.
                I am informed this is a Star Trek quote. I rest my case that you have never kissed a girl.

                Now, porkies about hookers aside, did you have a good birthday? Lots of cards and money? Spongebob birthday cake?

                Have you racked up a quarter of a century yet?
                So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                I nearly broke her back

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                • #23
                  cant we all just get along?
                  "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                  • #24
                    No
                    Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                    "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
                      cant we all just get along?
                      Hey bitch, where's my free JB pickup? All I got was a scarf, a hat, a jumper and a frikkin coin sorting machine
                      Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                      "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by wilkinsi View Post
                        Hey bitch, where's my free JB pickup? All I got was a scarf, a hat, a jumper and a frikkin coin sorting machine
                        I got you some blues rock chatter for your birthday. Enjoy.

                        This is the band that rose to YouTube fame in "Worst Band Ever Butchers Pink Floyd" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0 This song preceded "Comfortabl...
                        "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                        • #27
                          The master of Blues Rock Chatter!! >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sOrdys9-n0
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #28
                            Hey, FRs are for people who cant solo.
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                            • #29
                              Nah, here ya go. Pure BRC
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
                                I got you some blues rock chatter for your birthday. Enjoy.

                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYk3l...eature=related
                                Its all about timing...

                                Originally posted by Twitch View Post
                                Hey, FRs are for people who cant solo.
                                Fuck off Megadave, I can't play at all, so what does soloing matter?
                                Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                                "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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