Happy Birthday Wilkinsi!

[Snoogans]

Oops - late to the party again! Hope you had a good'un

[wilkinsi]

Finished now have we? Right. I was actually fucking a parlour girl, just as I do every week. Twice actually. The rest of the time there was spent listening to her and her colleagues' constant whining over nothing. Coach back was cancelled, left 45 mins late. Had a nice dinner at home. Pub was shut. Had an extra 3 hours' sleep. Very different from the predictable BS fantasy Arselicker would have you believe . His words are about as fresh as a loaf of bread that expired 2 months ago. Fuck off and find something better to do. And yes, you ARE a fucking troll.

[MartinBarre]

Anyone would think you weren't in a relationship with Rspumper.

[Rsmacker]

He fucking won't be if I find out he's been spending his pocket money on "parlour girls".

Wilksy-Baby, did she give you the second bumming free, seeing as it was your birthday? Real lube or just spit? Are we able to read your Punternet.com Field Report yet, or will you be making, erm, typing it up later?

No, impossible, I think his account has been hacked, there is no way on this Earth that WB has sampled the delights of soul-less sober sex with bored prostitutes on a coach trip. (Apart from that Special Needs Sunshine Coach sex tourism trip I organised for him, and that ended up in carnage. Never again.) I would expect him to have more sympathy for those that have to rent their bumholes out, especially as it's where his "Jackson fund" cash comes from. Well, it would if he stopped doing it for free because he loves it so much.

Then again, could it be that WB has finally seen his jelly beans drop into his wrinkly funbag, sprouted some hair round his tassle, had some nocturnal emissions (from the front this time) and BECOME A MAN?

PFFFFFFFFFFTTTT, no, his account has been hacked.

See you soon for cupcakes, fizzy pop, and anal violation my little Justin Bieber lookalike.

[wilkinsi]

Cantakerous to the last. Intelligent converse is impossible. You do not discuss, you jibber.

[Twitch]

You guys fuckin kill me!

[Rsmacker]

Cantakerous to the last. Intelligent converse is impossible. You do not discuss, you jibber.

I am informed this is a Star Trek quote. I rest my case that you have never kissed a girl.

Now, porkies about hookers aside, did you have a good birthday? Lots of cards and money? Spongebob birthday cake?

Have you racked up a quarter of a century yet?

[tonemonster]

cant we all just get along?

[wilkinsi]

No

[wilkinsi]

cant we all just get along?

Hey bitch, where's my free JB pickup? All I got was a scarf, a hat, a jumper and a frikkin coin sorting machine

[tonemonster]

Hey bitch, where's my free JB pickup? All I got was a scarf, a hat, a jumper and a frikkin coin sorting machine

I got you some blues rock chatter for your birthday. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYk3lEb_fe4&feature=related

[horns666]

The master of Blues Rock Chatter!! >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sOrdys9-n0

[Twitch]

Hey, FRs are for people who cant solo.

[Twitch]

Nah, here ya go. Pure BRC

[wilkinsi]

I got you some blues rock chatter for your birthday. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYk3l...eature=related

Its all about timing...

Hey, FRs are for people who cant solo.

Fuck off Megadave, I can't play at all, so what does soloing matter?