real talk, how good are the tax breaks for being married?

[Rsmacker]

Did your parents ask if she would take it up the arse?

See, brutal anal sex is always a good bargaining point*. The OP can negotiate some serious bumming into the deal if he's going to sign on the dotted line. Obviously, if she's already into it, it's not so much of a bargaining chip, you only want her to agree if she's reluctant to let you up there. She does something she doesn't like, then you'll do something you might find painful and messy, namely marry her.

Personally, I like shagging other people's wives, they have rarely been given a proper ploughing for years. I will be trying hard to "marry" (civil partnership) a certain pasty little Death Metal Warrior when I get home, I want him all to myself. He'll be able to take advantage of the tax breaks and buy that Roland Rat thing he wants.

* Hopefully, you'll be the one dealing it out, but whatever floats your boat...

[Nightbat]

so a wife give you a $3K taxbenefit, which will be written off the $10k wedding/party/honeymoon in a little over 3 years

also for those 'believing' in marriage:
How much is that piece of paper worth if it's more easily nullified than a goddamn 1 day car-rental

Really, I consider having someone stay with you without a baseballbat (marital contract) behind the door alot more valuable than going for a written contract that just fucks you over once they get bored with you

[Michael Scarn]

my bitch already takes it in the ass like a champ. i prob would have left her dumb ass 6 months ago if she didn't

[emperor_black]

[CMH (OH)]

Agree with most here.

If you have one ounce of a shred of doubt about marriage, just don't do it.

I guarantee it will not make anything better. It has to be GREAT to start with to even be considered.

As far as kids go, if you are not ready or willing to give up everything for them, then do not have them. It really is just that simple.

Good luck with everything.

Cheers,
Chris

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

I am married but my situation is kind of unusual.

Let me put it this way... If I were single today, there is not a woman who could convince me to marry her.

Kids? Fuck no. Don't want them. If you do... Have a bunch, if you can afford them! If you don't, don't let anyone convince you that you "have to."

[Michael Scarn]

kids is my idea kinda. I mean don't get me wrong, the bitch wants them too but I think I would like 1 in a few years.

still have a lot of partying/drugs/loose bitches to get around to so that's not a priority at the moment.

[Soap]

I'm guessing this is an attempt at humor.

+1

There aren't any tax breaks for the married.
You get by or get ahead on your weekly monthly income the best you can.

The government doesn't reward you for being married, they penalize you instead.

If your an illegal alien, you have hit the jackpot.
The government rewards you immensely.

[RacerX]

Did your parents ask if she would take it up the arse?

Inquiring minds want to know

[Twitch]

I know this will more than likely cause a shit storm, but I gotta say it. If you dont have enough love and respect for this woman to refer to her kindly when her back is turned, then Id say hell no, dont get married. Furthermore, dump her now and let her find someone who has the balls enough to call her a bitch to her face. Its not cool, its not cute and if you really feel the need to degrade her that bad, leave. Its that simple. Unless shes really a bitch, you just dont refer to her that way. If she is a bitch, your even thinking about marrying her is retarded. I bet shed be super pissed to here you referring to her as "the bitch" to a bunch of, for all practical purposes, strangers.

[guitarsjb]

I know this will more than likely cause a shit storm, but I gotta say it. If you dont have enough love and respect for this woman to refer to her kindly when her back is turned, then Id say hell no, dont get married. Furthermore, dump her now and let her find someone who has the balls enough to call her a bitch to her face. Its not cool, its not cute and if you really feel the need to degrade her that bad, leave. Its that simple. Unless shes really a bitch, you just dont refer to her that way. If she is a bitch, your even thinking about marrying her is retarded. I bet shed be super pissed to here you referring to her as "the bitch" to a bunch of, for all practical purposes, strangers.

+1

[QuantumRider]

I know this will more than likely cause a shit storm, but I gotta say it. If you dont have enough love and respect for this woman to refer to her kindly when her back is turned, then Id say hell no, dont get married. Furthermore, dump her now and let her find someone who has the balls enough to call her a bitch to her face. Its not cool, its not cute and if you really feel the need to degrade her that bad, leave. Its that simple. Unless shes really a bitch, you just dont refer to her that way. If she is a bitch, your even thinking about marrying her is retarded. I bet shed be super pissed to here you referring to her as "the bitch" to a bunch of, for all practical purposes, strangers.

+2

[Ozz666]

I know this will more than likely cause a shit storm, but I gotta say it. If you dont have enough love and respect for this woman to refer to her kindly when her back is turned, then Id say hell no, dont get married. Furthermore, dump her now and let her find someone who has the balls enough to call her a bitch to her face. Its not cool, its not cute and if you really feel the need to degrade her that bad, leave. Its that simple. Unless shes really a bitch, you just dont refer to her that way. If she is a bitch, your even thinking about marrying her is retarded. I bet shed be super pissed to here you referring to her as "the bitch" to a bunch of, for all practical purposes, strangers.

+3, well said my friend

[toejam]

I know this will more than likely cause a shit storm, but I gotta say it. If you dont have enough love and respect for this woman to refer to her kindly when her back is turned, then Id say hell no, dont get married. Furthermore, dump her now and let her find someone who has the balls enough to call her a bitch to her face. Its not cool, its not cute and if you really feel the need to degrade her that bad, leave. Its that simple. Unless shes really a bitch, you just dont refer to her that way. If she is a bitch, your even thinking about marrying her is retarded. I bet shed be super pissed to here you referring to her as "the bitch" to a bunch of, for all practical purposes, strangers.

+1

+2

+3, well said my friend

+4.

[lerxstcat]

This thread is not turning out the way the OP expected, I'm guessing!