I am an evil bastard and there is a special place in Hell for me!

[toejam]

Jerry Springer or Maury Povich would be licking their chops if they read this stuff haha. They could run a whole season on Lou.

No shit! Road trip/family vacation to Springer/Povich!

[Devotee]

I think if this thread ever got locked i might kill myself.

[Alvin_Wilson]

Bump.....please.

[LouSiffer]

Well, An update.....sorta:

As a refresher, the wifes aunt and her two daughters have moved in with us temporarily. The aunts daughter has caught us fucking once already. The cool thing is that I am a night owl and the wife is a very heavy sleeper. There is no suspicion that I lay in bed half the night with the aunt amd go to bed later on.

The only downside is that the MIL would come over when she knew I was home alone or took the day off and we would spend the entire day holding each other. With the aunt here, there is very little time. The aunt has a much more attractive body and is my age ,but, other than us fucking and her thinking there may be something between us.....I do not feel for her like I do the MIL. I mean fuck, the MIL went and got my name tattoed on her pussy.

Sex with the aunt is full of passion, lust, sweat, bodily fluids being exchanged, exploring each others limits, etc. However, I can not get the MIL out of my head. It had been a few weeks since her and I had some alone time. We finally get a few hours where we know we will not be bothered. It didnt take long before we had our clothes off.

She was so excited that the crotch of her panties were soaked. My wang looked like a white snake that was about to strike. I get down on her and she starts going crazy. She tells me hasnt touched herself for the last few weeks knowing it would make her more sensitive. I get back up and stuff her. We stick a pillow under her lower back and it is dead blows right Into her G spot. She starts to get off and makes me stop. We do this a couple times and finally she she is ready to let get go. Before she does, she asked me to do her as hard as I could......so I do. I am 6' and about 250 with a 7" wang. Its funny because it looks small on my frame. I buck into her like I am trying to make the tip of my dick pop out her throat. I got her legs hiked up over my shoulders pile driving it. She gets off harder and louder than I think I had ever seen......and I noticed something. A weird feeling and an odd smell. She shit all over the place. She has IBS. I have shit on my balls, on my bed sheets, on my legs.....shit was everywhere!!

She melts into the bed and keeps moaning " Oh my God!". She looks at me like I just gave her a trip to Orgasm heaven. She doesnt even know what happened. I see the look on her face change. She asks " What is that smell? " I didnt know what to say. How do you tell someone who you just gave the best orgasm of their life, that they just shit all over the place? She sits up and sees the carnage and I could see by the look on her face she was extremely embarassed. I wasnt upset in the least. Shit happens.....pardon the pun.

She started to cry. I just told her not to worry, we can fix it. She gets up and runs to the bathroom and jumps in the shower. I run to the other shower and wash up. Before she is out, I am already cleaned, the bed is stripped and new sheets on and the old were in the washer. She come out with her arms crossed looking down like a scolded puppy. It nearly brought me to tears to see her so vulnerable. I walked to her and hugged her and told her not to worry about it. Us men look at it like a trophy. Obviously, we dont,but, I convinced her of it. Anything to make her not feel self conscious about it. The only thing now is, I was so turned on about how hard she got off and I did not get to finish due to shit hitting the sheets.....I now have a sack full of sulercharged baby batter fighting to get out. The MIL was obviously not in the mood to finish as she was still ashamed of what happened.

We sat around and held each other. She kept apologizing. Hugging me and kissing. I do not think I could ever be upset with this woman. She is the most kind hearted person on the planet. She is in a bad spot and so am I.... So we help each other. She leaves shortly after and I am home alone. I was going to rub one off as my balls felt like they were going to explode ,but, about the time I got around to it, the wife came home. She jumps in the shower and goes to bed. The aunt walks in. We do a couple shots of tequila.

We start making out on the couch and move into the bedroom. We are going at it like wild monkees. I am realing from this testosterone overload and pick her and pin her against the wall. We are banging around the room. She gets off and bites into my neck. I love pain and pleasure at the same time.....so the harder she bit, the hard I gave it to her. It doesnt take long to get off at this point. But, it was like I couldnt stop coming. It went on for about 10-15 seconds and it felt like my nuts just shrank up into my intestines. Her eyes were wide and she goes " Holy Shit!!!! Thas alot of come in me! " She puts.her ass on the edge of the bed and leans over and lets it all drip into her hand. She thens just rubs it all over her twat and her titties. That was a lot of fucking baby juice!! She looks up and says " One of the reasons I have fallen in love with you! " I tell her I have the same.feelings for her. I dont ,but, holy shit this is.too much damned fun. Why fuck it up?

I go the bathroom, take a piss and noticed something. In the heat of the moment, she left this huge ass hickey on my neck!! Great......what the fuck am I going to do now?

To be continued.....

[Hellbat]

This post might make rsmacker rip his dick clean off lol...

[Rsmacker]

Nah, needs more CallCentreBitch-GimpSex. (Hiya Wilksy Baby, I'm still deeply in lust for your balloon knot, despite you having a monk-on and ignoring me. It makes my dick harder actually...)

She started to cry. I just told her not to worry, we can fix it. She gets up and runs to the bathroom and jumps in the shower. I run to the other shower and wash up. Before she is out, I am already cleaned, the bed is stripped and new sheets on and the old were in the washer. She come out with her arms crossed looking down like a scolded puppy. It nearly brought me to tears to see her so vulnerable. I walked to her and hugged her and told her not to worry about it. Us men look at it like a trophy. Obviously, we dont,but, I convinced her of it. Anything to make her not feel self conscious about it. The only thing now is, I was so turned on about how hard she got off and I did not get to finish due to shit hitting the sheets.....I now have a sack full of sulercharged baby batter fighting to get out. The MIL was obviously not in the mood to finish as she was still ashamed of what happened.

We sat around and held each other. She kept apologizing. Hugging me and kissing. I do not think I could ever be upset with this woman. She is the most kind hearted person on the planet. She is in a bad spot and so am I....

Now you see, this is where we differ. I'd have pissed myself laughing, and would be calling her the Mother-In-Log or something for the rest of my days. I wouldn't be able to stop myself.

Lou, I hate to tell you this, but you do know that your Mrs is well aware that you are feeding her Aunt a length, don't you? Women, despite all evidence to the contrary, are not totally stupid. In fact, when they are part of the same family or social group, or coven as I like to call it, their senses are sharpened as to who is banging who. Something to do with cunt chemicals or something. Or the smell of jizz. And the fact you don't grab her and try to stuff your knob up her arse every time she is foolish enough to drop her guard, like you used to do.

Anyway, she is aware, and the fact she comes home, jumps in the shower, then goes to bed alone tells me, Sherlock fucking Holmes, quite a lot. It tells me that she is quite possibly being treated as a jizz rag by, oooh, a couple of massively well-hung coloured gentlemen who like to share the wealth by getting her Airtight with a select crew of tag-teamers. Somewhere on a basketball forum, there's a geezer posting tales of this bird he's knocking the back out of, and her guitar player husband who is as sharp-eyed as Stevie Wonder.

Still, I'm not trying to put you off or anything. Game On...!

[tonemonster]

Nah, needs more CallCentreBitch-GimpSex. (Hiya Wilksy Baby, I'm still deeply in lust for your balloon knot, despite you having a monk-on and ignoring me. It makes my dick harder actually...)



Now you see, this is where we differ. I'd have pissed myself laughing, and would be calling her the Mother-In-Log or something for the rest of my days. I wouldn't be able to stop myself.

Lou, I hate to tell you this, but you do know that your Mrs is well aware that you are feeding her Aunt a length, don't you? Women, despite all evidence to the contrary, are not totally stupid. In fact, when they are part of the same family or social group, or coven as I like to call it, their senses are sharpened as to who is banging who. Something to do with cunt chemicals or something. Or the smell of jizz. And the fact you don't grab her and try to stuff your knob up her arse every time she is foolish enough to drop her guard, like you used to do.

Anyway, she is aware, and the fact she comes home, jumps in the shower, then goes to bed alone tells me, Sherlock fucking Holmes, quite a lot. It tells me that she is quite possibly being treated as a jizz rag by, oooh, a couple of massively well-hung coloured gentlemen who like to share the wealth by getting her Airtight with a select crew of tag-teamers. Somewhere on a basketball forum, there's a geezer posting tales of this bird he's knocking the back out of, and her guitar player husband who is as sharp-eyed as Stevie Wonder.

Still, I'm not trying to put you off or anything. Game On...!

Holy shit...... I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes reading this

[Devotee]

Goddamn i love this fucking forum!

[LouSiffer]

Nah, needs more CallCentreBitch-GimpSex.

Well, you are in for a treat as I work in call center and I took this paralyzed wheelchair bitch out a few times a couple years back. She works here too. I might put that in the next update.-Lou

[Hellbat]

I'd have pissed myself laughing, and would be calling her the Mother-In-Log or something for the rest of my days. I wouldn't be able to stop myself.

Hahahaha!

[veemagic]

There is so much shit going on that I need to start taking notes and making a chart. This is fucking awesome!!!!

[veemagic]

Rsmacker makes a damn good point! This is going to come to a incredible crescendo.

[LouSiffer]

( continued )

So I got this hickey thing on my neck from the aunt. I tried the old method of using an oce cube and a comb to clear it. No good. The aunt is on one end of yhe house covered in my spooge and the wife is at the other snoring like a ficking bulldog with a sinus infection. There was only one realistic solution to my quandry. I had to do the unthinkable.

I climb into ned and nizzle ip to this 300 pound lump of shit. I have to keep thinking about the aunt just to get a fucking hard on at this point. I reach down into her unkempt pile of snatch hair and start playing with her. This is hard to do with a fat chick as extra body flesh is usually in the way. You have to master a way of using a couple fingers to hold the flabby flesh back so one can do the work. Eventually, she wakes up and spreads the legs. I climb on top as I want to get this over as fast as possible. We get at it and I tell her to bite on my neck to turn me on. She does. After a few minutes, the dick goes limp. I cant handle fucking the wilderbeast any longer. I tell her I am just tired. She says " Thats alright, we will finish tomorrow. " Then she rolls over and just when the house stopped shaking, lets this big fucking fart. She is asleep within seconds. I swear she can fall asleep befote her head hits the pillow.

I knew I couldnt go to sleep with this being the last thing on my mind. I get up amd go to the aunts room. Crawl back into bed with her and we go at it again. No, I didnt clean up between bitches. I am a nasty bugger like that. I pulled it out and she went down......swallowed the batter. It wasnt a bad night after all. I asked her what possessed her to gulp the load. She said she heard me tell a friend ".... If a woman expects me to get earlobe deep in pussy juice, she better swallow....". She said she owed me. Fine with me. This one is easily trainable......I like that.

RSMACKER........this one is for you....

I work in call center for a major wireless carrier. I handle major accounts. My sasquatch.....errr....my wife worked there ,too. When she was out fucking around, I emded up shagging a couple of her work buddiesas I played the sympathy card like a fucking champ. This one girl, Kelli, is pretty good looking. Long brown hair, nice tits, and a beautifully chrome polished wheel chair. Yup.....a fucking wheel chair. Kelli is a true character. She is fun and funny. She does over compensate for her gimpness though....much like the wheelchair guy on Family Guy. She has a 2000-ish Camaro Z28 modified for her with a stick on the back that says " You just got passed by a girl ". She asked me out for a couple of drinks. I was kind of in shock ,but I said " Yes ".

We meet at a bar that weekend. I did what I always do for other people and opened the door for her to go first.Then I got to thinking " I hope I didnt offend her ". I got this thought in my head quitw a few times. I honestly wasnt giving her special treatment because of her condition, its something I do for friends and strangers alike. She asked if I shot pool. I told her I did, but, I was horrible at it. Which is a lie I tell alot ,because, I am pretty decent......I used to be really fucking good. One of my old friends was ranked number 1 in the world at one time.

We had a good time swapping stories. It was no surprise she had that " One up " type of story telling thing. I was cool with it though....if this is her worst habit considering what she goes through every day, she is an incredible person. She calls me up the next day amd asks if I wanted to go out again that night. I had nothing else going on. The wife was gone getting laid by someone else. What the hell. We go out to the same club and they had DJ in there and it was getting pretty loud. She said we could go back to her place.....she had plenty of booze amd could choose our own volume and music.

We get to her place and she turned on the music and I started to fix us drinks. She likes Beam and Coke as uch as I do. She wheels over beside the couch, locks her chair down and flips herself over o.to the couch beside me. We do a " cheers " and started drinking. She then says " You are the only peson who didnt ask on our first might out". I knew what she was referring too, but, I played dumb. " Ask what?". She replies " Arent you curious about me? What happened?" Me " I figured if and when you want to tell me, you will. It was never a big deal to me what happened." She had this big smile on her face and then she leaned over and hugged me. She said " Thanks for actually being honest and not bringing it up. I just think its my business to share if I want ". I said I agree. We listened to some music and talked some more. She was a little too tipsy. She said " I hate to ask in case you havent figured it out ,but, can you put me in my bed and leave my chair beside it. You can sleep on the couch " I picked her up.....girl probably didnt weigh a hundred pounds or so. Put her on bed and set her chair near like she asked. She gave me a hug and said she would fix dinner for us if I stayed.

I walk out of her bedroom and shut the door. I go into her bathroom, take a piss and realized I really hadnt drank that much and I didnt want to sleep on a couch. I swished around some mouthwash, grabbed my things and left.

Monday morning rolls around and we show up for work at the same time. We arrive at the entry door at the same time. We have handicap buttons amd motors on the doors ,but, I just reached over amd grabbed the handle and held it open for her. She gave me a scolding look and said " I got it! I dont need help! ". I felt like a shit ,but, was pissed at the same time. I wasnt doing it out of sympathy.....its jsut the way I was raised....if I am at the door first, I hold it open for courtesy......unless it is at the DMV.....thrn its every man for themselves.

As the week went by, she would send me a couple text messages here and there. Friday afternoon she asks me out again for that evening. I was hesitant at first considering what happened on Monday. I eventually said " Yes". We meet at a restaurant. We get to the door and I hesitate about what to do. She looks at me and smiles amd says I can get the door. We get seated and she tells me " If we are on a date, I expect a man to get the door for me. Any other time, I get it myself". While it seems trivial amd bitch-ish, I understand her reasoning in this. I explainrd that I wasnt opening doors out of sympathy ,but, it was out of manners. She understood.

We go back to her place amd fix drinks and she brings out a nylon string guitar. She is playing some cool stuff on it and you cohld tell she was a dedicated player. She started to play " Dee " and I listened even more closely. She did a fantastic job up until the quick goofy chord part on the B and E strings about 10 seconds to the end of it. She says " I always mess that part up. I cant figure out what he is doing. " She plays some more and I listen. She asked if I played any instruments. I said I tried playing guitar but, I was really bad at it. She hands me the guitar and I play Dee. She looked at me and said " You smart ass!! Show me that part I am having problems with." I showed her how I did it and she grabbed the guitar out of my hands and played it. it took her a coupke tries to do what I did ,but, she got it. After a few cocktails she starts talking about her accident. When she was done, she said " I want you to ask me any questions you have......I love to educate people on my condition."

Obviously, the first thing on my mind was about the fucking ,but, I wasnt going to bring it up. She was paralyzed in her legs. Everything else was normal. She brough up the sex stuff.....not me. Which means she wanted me to fuck her gimpy little ass.....and I did. She has some strong ass arms and hands!! She grabbed a hold of my cock like she was about to rip it off. She made it clear she owned it at that point and time. She pulled herself up on top of meand got the necessaries ligned up and and slid herself down on it. She used her arms and rode me better than most girls do with good legs. I pick her up and sat her on her wheelchair, backwards with her legs straddling the arm rests. She leaned forward and grabbed the handles on the back and I started hitting it. This angle did two things.....1: It put me at the perfect angle to hit her magic button.....thats the Gspot to you virgins and 2: You could see all her liquid excitement dripping onto the seat of her wheelchair. She gets off a few times. It was hard for me not to as this angle caused extra pressure on my sensative part. Her pussy was swollen to beat hell. She has hand down their smacking her clit like it was a child that just dropped the F bomb. I start to come and tell her. She reached back with those strong ass hands and squeezed thr balls into submission. She turns around and swallows the wang and has a death grip on it and my balls. I am about to explode because I am now super sensative and she is doing this to me. Within a couple minutes a bust again......Holy Shit that felt good!!!

This went on for a couple weeks or so. At our last fuck session, she told me she was having feelings for me amd wanted to make it more serious. She new about my wife situation and what she was doing. This means she wanted me to leave the wife to be with her exclusively. I wasnt in the right frame of mind at that point and time to make a decision like that and I told her so. Fuck it, who am I kidding?! In case you cant figure it out by now.....I am a dirty mother fucker that cant keep his dick in check.

( to be continued.....)

[Nimitz]

This is hard to do with a fat chick as extra body flesh is usually in the way. You have to master a way of using a couple fingers to hold the flabby flesh back so one can do the work.

I've been there...

[tonemonster]

this thread just keeps getting better. what a fucking classic! (no pun intended........ah fuck it.... what the hell, pun intended)