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    Tom is the friend from a different part of the story where he would not fuck his virgin girlfriend and she ended up into a 3-some couple with me and the GF1 chick. Yup....same dude. I have no qualms about fucking his ole lady as he had done it to me once. Booze was involved and all that and I never held a grudge, but, I also have removed that barrier from our friendship. Surpisingly, with this exception, I refuse to bone friends ole ladies. Pussy is pussy ,but, friends are forever.

    The catch is trying to find a place for me and Mandy to get the deed done. I just can not rent a room as it will come back on the bank statements. She calls me up and says " Hey......I have a friend who is the manager at a local motel. She can hook us up. There is one catch. Were you serious about doing a 3 way with me and another girl? "

    Me:Hmmmmm....let me think about that for a second. I guess I can flex and go out of comfortable territory this once.

    Her: You smart ass!!

    She has been teasing me for over a year about how her tits and clit are pierced. Piercings turn me on. Tattoos on chicks do too, but, only if they are tastefully done. I have seen some women with some nasty ass tattoos that that were disgusting. She would give me the occasional titty flash and tell me she had no underwear on and she was wet. To me, this is pyschological warfare. This is just plain cruel and unusual punishment.

    A day or so before what was to be our fuck date, she asked me what I liked to see and do during sex. I told her. I also advised I dont pull out so we need to get a plan into action about who is catching the load and where. She has been fixed and advises me her friend was too. She said she didn't care where she got it....as she so gracefully put it ".... I am a real woman.....". She said she wasn't sure about her friend, however.

    Mandy and I get to the motel and she says her friend will join us in a bit. We start kissing and groping and she gets my clothes off and starts knobbing me. She comes up and I start to unbutton her shirt and she stops me. She goes to the bathroom and shuts the door. It takes her a few minutes to come back out. This spunky little chick is a freak!! She has 3 chains attached to her: 1 running from nipple ring to nipple ring and 2 running from each of the nipple rings to her clit ring. Happy days!!

    I get her down on the bed and start munching the muff and I notice 2 things. First, she has a bright orange landing strip....second, she has a huge freaking clit! This is a turn on as you normally do not come across one like this. I am down there going to town and have my tongue buried up her ass. Go back up to mega clit and she moans " Damn!! It has been so long!!" I grab the chains and pull them in a manner that it tugs on both nipples and the clit at the same time. She lets out this banshee like moan and just starts having spasms. She sits up and grabs me by my hair and says " .......why the fuck did I wait so long for this?!" I dunno. All I do know is that I not only appreciate having a good time, but, I also like to now that I am appreciated for what I have done......and boy was she appreciative.

    She is on her knees and starts knobbing me. She says whenever I go to bust, to make sure it was in her as her friend hardly knew me. Supposedly I met her once. Fair enough I thought. If I were to give Mandy any criticism, this is not her fault, but, she has those thin Irish lips. She wasn't hesitant about giving a great BJ, but, I wonder what she could accomplish with fuller lips.

    Now, if I have the opportunity, I like to drink a lot of pineapple juice before an even like this. Supposedly it changes the flavor form the typical bleach-salty-bitter to sweeter. I dunno if this is true, but, I have seen this tip in several magazines. She has her hand between my legs with her hand facing palmwards into the crack of my ass......and pulling my closer to her. I start to unload. She is moaning and she doesnt back off. She takes it liek a champ. Then she tells me it was the best tasting jizz she ever had. This girl definately gets style points!

    We lay down in bed and are holding and rubbing each other. A little while later, we hear a knock on the door. It is the friend. She looks at us and says " So....you guys just couldnt wait could you?" and then starts laughing. She sets her overnight bag on the floor. I am a grower, not a show-er. So when she seen my limp wang, she probably didn't expect anything extrordinary. Mandy starts the ball rolling by hugging and kissing on her. I just play it cool as I want to let her get in the mood. She walks the friend over to the bed and lays her down beside me. She lefts up her shirt and starts kissing on her belly button. After a few minutes of this foreplay and the clothes are coming off piece buy piece, the friend grabs my head and starts kissing me while Mandy is muff diving.

    Her friend is a redhead, too.Different shade of red though....almost like a strawberry blonde....just a little darker. She has a really nice body. Mildly oversized tits, medium sized fat-free waist and wide child bearing hips.

    I start tweaking the nips and they spring to life. Mandy is on her knees eating her out at the edge of the bed. I move done and start munching her agan. I reach up between her legs and start pulling the chains again. The friend notices everytime I do this, Mandy goes haywire and starts eating her muff harder. The visual of seeing Mandy eating this other chick out has got me rock hard. I start doing Mandy again. After a few minutes of this, positions got changed a few times until Mandy is laying flat on her back and the friend has her ass up in the air. I am munching the friend and stand up and start rubbing the head of my pud on her lips. This is just to see if she has reservations about me getting up in her at this point. She doesnt budge. I line of the shot and just get it started and in one slow struck went all the way in.

    The friend whips her head around and says " Holy shit!!! You got to warn a girl! Do you not realize how big that is?!" This made my ego kick up a notch or two. You don't ever want to say " Sorry " in a situation like this. I found it just ruins the moment for women. What I did do was smile at her and pull it out and did it again. Mandy starts laughing. She tells her friend " Yeah, I should have warned you , huh? " The friend replies, " Yeah.....but I am liking it ". I have already busted the first nut, so it usually takes quite a while for the second one to happen. Which is good as you can go crazy with it at this point. We flip through I dont know how many positions and scenarios for the next 30 minutes or so. Mandy is on top of me and her friend says " You want to try that one thing out we were talking about?" Mandy says " Yes ".The friend goes to her overnight bag and pulls out a strap on. Mandy leans over real hard on me and her friends sticks the rubber dong up Mandy's ass. She worked it a bit at first ,but, once Mandy was comfy, the friend and I start tearing into her. Mandy is going apeshit. She keeps getting off. I am as excited and turned on by this as a teenager that finds his dad's stack of smut.

    They swap positions and now the friend is getting the DP treatement. She starts going apeshit. I tell her I am about to nut and she keeps rocking my wang while Mandy is rocking her ass. She doesnt stop and I just let it go. The friend leans over and kisses me while I am dumping in her......which was a lot due to all the other activities we had going on. After I am done, she slowly raises up off me and Mandy is down their licking my pole and her friends slit. She says " His come tastes good....you should try it. " The friend says " Bring it up here ". These two are swapping baby batter kisses......and holy shit I am turned on again.....WTF?!

    After some recovery time, we go back at it. Pretty much the same as before. All I know is that Mr. Happy is heaving fucking dust by the time the third nut gets busted. We all fall asleep in this king sized bed. We woke up all holding each other the next morning. Me and Mandy knock a quick one off before we had to leave. There was barely any goo and that feeling of orgasm was not intense at all. We all take a shower and get dressed. Passionate hugs and kisses are thrown around and we all head home. I am only half way home and Mandy starts texting me that she and her friend had a great time and want to do it again real soon. I text Mandy back with an important question: " What was your friends name?" She calls me up and is laughing into the phone. She says " You dont even know her name? ". I said " No". Mandy is laughing hysterically. She never did tell me.

    I get home and walk in the door. The aunt is there. She said that the wife took the son with her parents to a museum out of town. Then she follows that up with, " We can lay in bed together and make love all day." Damn! I have busted 4 nuts in less than 7 hours and looks like I am going to have to do it at least once more. My wang feels like its rubbed raw at this point. Not sure if I can live up to her expectations today.......but, I will give it a try.- Lou

    ( ....to be continued )
    Last edited by LouSiffer; 03-04-2012, 12:12 AM.
    " I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen

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    • all I can say is "LEGENDARY"
      "I have so much gayness at times. My wife walks in my music room, and there I am, in my undies, listening to "Sister Christian" while lighting fireworks..doin' blow." - Bill Z

      "I leave off the back plate and pinch my forskin between the tension springs. That may not work for everyone. But I find that the people love it. Half the tone is in the pud." - Bill Z

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      • Great story. we gotta hear how it played out with the aunt.
        "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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        • One word:

          Hero.
          My Duncan Designed pickups are way better than Seymour Duncan regular pickups you fanboy.

          Yeah...too bad the forum doesn't have a minimum IQ.

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          • I cannot believe I was missisng this thread...

            Now, I have no clue how am I going to look at my MIL in the eye....
            Last edited by JCB RR1; 03-08-2012, 05:12 PM.

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            • Lou, we love you!
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              semi-automatic hate machine...

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              • we worship Lou. In Lou we trust.
                "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                • Lou for president!
                  Sam

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                  • baby batter kisses! sounds like a new ice cream flavor! this is THE thread to rule them all!!

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                    • Originally posted by JCB RR1 View Post
                      I cannot believe I was missisng this thread...

                      Now, I have no clue how am I going to look at my MIL in the eye....
                      Just don't introduce her to Lou or he'll have her covered in hose yogurt before long.
                      My Duncan Designed pickups are way better than Seymour Duncan regular pickups you fanboy.

                      Yeah...too bad the forum doesn't have a minimum IQ.

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                      • Stay the hell away from my sister Lou.
                        Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!

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                        • I think you just screwed up by mentioning that you have a sister.
                          Occupy JCF

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                          • hey, we're getting tired of watching reruns here. Can we get a new episode?
                            Sam

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                            • Originally posted by Tekky View Post
                              I think you just screwed up by mentioning that you have a sister.
                              true.
                              Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!

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                              • Originally posted by emperor_black View Post
                                hey, we're getting tired of watching reruns here. Can we get a new episode?
                                yes, I am hoping the "new season" will be starting up soon!
                                "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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