I am an evil bastard and there is a special place in Hell for me!

[Alvin_Wilson]

The electrical tape came in handy for covering up that little red light on my cam corder. Yup, I have several hours of video footage of me fucking the shit out of my mother inlaw from just that weekend alone.

Soooo, can I PM you my email address?

[BayRocker]

Has the booking agent for Springer contacted you yet???

[MetalDaze]

Soooo, can I PM you my email address?

You want to see Lou's wang?

[Alvin_Wilson]

You want to see Lou's wang?

Nah, just want to see the MIL getting her roast beef pounded.

[tonemonster]

You want to see Lou's wang?

he dont want to look AT his wang, he wants to look at whats AROUND IT!

Boom chicka boump bowwww!!!

[LouSiffer]

Is the mom a hottie??

I think so. Now keep in mind, she is now 51. She looks 51. She is still attractive and her personality make her who she is. Plus she swallows. More in a bit.

[tonemonster]

yes, lets hear more. Pics are a plus!

[Alvin_Wilson]

I think so. Now keep in mind, she is now 51. She looks 51. She is still attractive and her personality make her who she is. Plus she swallows. More in a bit.

Maybe if you spilled a little on her face (for the moisturizing properties that jizz contains), she wouldn't look like she is 51. Not that there is anything wrong with a 51 year old woman. Hell, I'm 42 and absolutely love women over 50.

[toejam]

Now, you may be painting a picture of this fire breathing succubus, but, as I was to later find out, my wife looks like the sweetest and most caring person in the world ,but, its not the case. I assure you, she is caring. . . . she cares about her. This becomes more obvious as time goes on.

Sounds like you married my ex-wife!

[LouSiffer]

( continued )

I am tapping my MIL. She plays everything really cool. There is no hanky panky, googly eyes, extra smiles, foot tag or anything when family is around. It is business as usual. The wife has no clue this is going on and she has no clue that I am aware of what she is doing. This went on for a while. I got bored and started messing with her. Her best friend gave me the dudes address. I would let her leave and in the middle of the night, drive over and do silly shit.

One time, I let the air out of their tires. Another time, he left his car unlocked, so I took a shit in the drivers seat. And it wasnt just a shit. It looked like someone fired the mud cannon. It was not going to be easy to remove that. Yeah, I am a dickhead. Then I got to thinking. This poor bastard may not know. She may not be telling this dude the truth. Then I got to thinking again, I dont give a fuck. I tied fishing string around the steps coming of the porch on a Friday night. The wife comes home on Sunday with skinned face, arm, elbows and knee. I asked her what happened, she said she tripped over a parking curb. Sure she did. I asked " When did that happen?" She said it happened just a little bit ago, when she stopped for gas. I pointed out she was a quick healer as everything had already scabbed over. She never batted an eye. I knew our time was coming to an end, so I just let it go. I had some money tucked away from where I was working overtime in a different account. Preparing to drop the bomb. My original goal was to drop the bomb by slipping the DVD of me fucking her mom in and tell her to watch this porn with me. However, I really like her mother. . . . plus, I dont think its fair her mother feel the wrath of this as she did nothing wrong. In fact,she made me a happier person. So I will hold on to the vids until after her parents kick over and then I will show her.

Well, one weekend I left the house early and started drinking. I figured she would be gone when I got back. She wasnt and I was pretty well shitfaced. Normally, I would not have fucked her ,but, whiskey dick stepped in. I had no rubber, but, she was on the pill...so I did it. A choice that I was going to regret. About a month and a half later, she tells me she is pregnant. I was a little confused. I asked how this could happen. I know birth control pills are not 100% , but, I was in shock. She tells me she quit taking the pill because the doctor said she probably couldnt get pregnant.

I asked if the doctor tested her amd she said no. I said " Then how the fuck does he know?" She gave me some bullshit story. I then asked if it was mine or the other guy. She played dumb at first. Then when she finally admits it, she says nothing happened between them. Okay, so you lie to your spouse about where you are going for the weekend to stay with an ex and nothing happened?! Then she finally says that they just masterbated each other off. She never admitted to anything else ,but, come on.

I tell the MIL and she is kinda shocked. She asked me how I felt. I told her that I didnt want anymore kids and that I hoped it wasnt mine. I said the only reason I stuck around this long was because of her. She said that she had really been trying to think of away to bring something up , but, she didnt know how to do it. She was thinking of leaving her husband and was thinking of having me go with her. She said she was in love with me and could not stop thinking about me. I felt the same way. . . . I just did not realize it until that moment. She asked what I was going to do. My choices were limited. I stay with the wife through this and if the kid is not mine, I look like a fool ,or, I leave and if it is mine, I look like an ass. A fool does get some sympathy, an ass does not. She agreed this was the best decision for everyone at the moment.

Over the course of the pregnancy, there were times I would fall into a deep depression. Nothing mattered. People could see I was depressed about something. My wifes aunt, confronted me on it. I told her I was tired of looking like an ass because no one knows the situation. I told her about the wife fucking around and getting knocked up and it may not ( reads : I hoped it wasnt mine ) be mine. She started crying and had her head on my shoulder squeezing me tight. She said she found out her husband had been fucking some chick and he got her knocked up. She said she understood. This was a slap in the face from reality that she needed to bring her back. Before this, she was kind of snooty and thought her shit did not stink.

The aunt called and visited me alot. Most people do not like to talk to me until they need someone to listen that will reply honestly. We had a lot of good conversations. She is really a sweet person at this point. She had been humbled. She and I became best friends. It had its downside , however. You dont know how many times the MIL and I almost got caught fucking by her.

( continued )

[tonemonster]

OK, So when did you tap the aunt?

or did you have a threesome with the MIL and the aunt??

[Razor]

OK, So when did you tap the aunt?

or did you have a threesome with the MIL and the aunt??

Glad I'm not the only one thinking it.

[Scooter]

Glad I'm not the only one thinking it.

I think we ALL thought the same thing there.

[jacksoncsplayer]

No doubt, I know I was thinking it. Shit I hope you invited the wife too.

[Rsmacker]

Another time, he left his car unlocked, so I took a shit in the drivers seat. And it wasnt just a shit. It looked like someone fired the mud cannon. It was not going to be easy to remove that.

Paging Blazer! Blazer to the white courtesy phone...

I can hear wocka-wocka dodgy funk guitar, but this tale is pure gold.

Oh, and 51 is certainly not to be sniffed at, nowt wrong with a woman of that age. On the contrary, at that age they know what they want, know how to get it, and when you bang them, you don't end up waiting with bated breath to see if you are going to be a Daddy.