I am an evil bastard and there is a special place in Hell for me!

[tonemonster]

No doubt, I know I was thinking it. Shit I hope you invited the wife too.

Oh that would make RSmacker cum in his pants for the next 7 days if he tells us that.

[Alvin_Wilson]

Ok, hurry up with the continuation..........you Mother(in-law)fucker, you!!

[LouSiffer]

( continued )

I need to back up a bit here. One thing I forgot to mention was that my wife decided to turn her getting busted for fucking around into being my fault. She has an excuse for everything. She is one of those people that likes the " title " of certain things ,but, not the responibility that goes with it. Her excuse for this episode: I never tell her " No ". You believe that shit? She went out and fucked an ex just because I let her do what she wants.

During the course of this pregnancy, I was miserable. I didnt know if I was going to have another kid, look like an ass or what. All I knew was that even if I wanted another kid, I couldnt enjoy it as A: The.bitch snuck and got pregnant knowing I told her that I didnt want kids with her and B: I.couldnt enjoy it because it could be someone elses bastard child.

The only thing that made me happy was tapping the MIL. Fortunately, we got to do that quite a bit as the wife was sick quite often during her pregnancy and the MIL stayed with us quite a bit. She would be up in her bed sick and we would be downstairs going at. I know it seems cold ,but, when you look at the situation. . . . It is like everyone is getting some of what they deserve. I am banging my MIL because my wife pulled off her bullshit. My MIL is getting rocked by me because even though her husband is a good guy, he is backwards in his ways and expects her be a servent, the aunt got a kick back into reality.

Well, the boy is born and all babies look like little old people. The kid had shitloads of hair. I am faking my enjoyment. My MIL is excited as she just has that personality and trait. My FIL is in tears. As the hours go by, i noticed something about the boy. He was starting to look more and more like me. I was praying he would have been black, chinese, alien, anything. We had DNA tests done to confirm my nightmare.


My MIL stayed with us to help the with the baby while I worked. I got quite a bit more video footage of her and I boning. She has no clue I got this. Then she dropped a bomb on me. She told me she was in love with me and has never been happier in her life. . . . And i felt the same way about her. However, she felt we needed to break this off as it could cause many problems within the family. I was stunned. The only woman I had ever truly been in love with is being taken away from me. I understood the logic ,but, I did not like it. We had one more fuck session. I threw everything into that one. Romance, passion, down right freaky nasty stuff. I was hoping to change her mind by showing her what she would be missing. Didnt happen.

The aunt and I became good friends. Probably because I was always honest with her and we had dealt with a similar act of betrayal. We never had sex or made out. We would hug and kiss each other on the cheek, but, it was nothing beyond that. One weekend, my wifes entire family with the exception of her aunt and uncle went on a short vacation. Now the aunt and uncle have two children ,but, the kids went with the rest of the family to give them some time together to work on things. I stayed behind as I had some things I needed to get done. . . . basically, I just wanted to be alone to drink and play guitar.

The aunt come rolling up into my yard in tears. Her and the husband gotten into an argument and he went from verbal to physical. He pulls up later on and I met him outside. I told him their issues are their business, but, when he slaps her around, I make it my business. I told him she was inside and going to stay the night and he was not welcome inside. He got a little mouthy and I basically said that if he didnt leave, I would call the popo and have him arrested for domestic violence. I was kind of shocked by his behaviour as he is a pretty mellow guy. I went back in, fixed her some margaritas and me some cocktails and we went to bed. I remeber thinking to myself that I could hit that ,but, she come out of the room in one of those big furry house coats. I knew she wasnt in the mood. Plus I wasnt sure she was quite as advenurous as my MIL was. Pushing up on her may bite me in the ass. Best if I just let it go.

( continued )

[emperor_black]

but...you didn't let it go, did you ? You devil, you!

[tonemonster]

oh I am sure he let it go. he didnt have to push. Even stevie wonder can see this aunt wants his love hammer. its just time until it happens.

[jacksoncsplayer]

Hopefully you let her blow you, and the load was big enough to shampoo a fuckin water buffalo lol!

I wish my MIL was hot, I feel like fuckin one too damnit.

[Rsmacker]

Um, just get your Mrs to leave her make-up off and wear a moustache, she'll look just like your MIL. (I imagine)

[jacksoncsplayer]

Nah, the moustache would fuck it up.

[Rsmacker]

Oh come on, we've all made our woman wear a moustache, bowler hat, and carry a briefcase, then ambushed and buggered her whilst pretending she's the bank manager, haven't we guys? Guys???

[Scooter]

I thought older women grew them as a shock absorber, being a dried up ol'bag they turn into a high speed cock-sucker. (I'll be with Lou in Hell for that one)

[levantin]

Oh come on, we've all made our woman wear a moustache, bowler hat, and carry a briefcase, then ambushed and buggered her whilst pretending she's the bank manager, haven't we guys? Guys???

Oh yes, all the time.

[Rsmacker]

Phew, I thought it was going to be just me again!

[levantin]

No, everyone does that.

[RacerX]

Oh come on, we've all made our woman wear a moustache, bowler hat, and carry a briefcase, then ambushed and buggered her whilst pretending she's the bank manager, haven't we guys? Guys???

I LOL'd

[LouSiffer]

( continued )

The family gets back from their vacation. I tell the wife what happened. No big deal. A week or so goes by and things were normal, meaning that I am driving 3 hours round trip back and forth to work, working another job on my days off to pay for the gas to get back in forth to my primary job, I am driving my wifes POS small car while she drives my nice big plushy truck as I can not afford to drive it to work, I am no longer tapping my mother inlaw, I dont have cable or internet, my wife keeps getting fatter, my 3 year old is too fucking mean, and I have less desire than ever to live like this day to day.

The 3 year old is a mother fuckin handful. It doesnt help that his mother and grandmother have allowed him to be this way. He has his lovey cuddly moments ,but, this little reject from hell is just too fucking mean. He loves to hit. I would say in a days time, he probably hits me 20-30 times. I hate this shit, but, I am not allowed to kick the little fucker in the head. If I try to correct him, fat ass starts yelling at me reminding me that he is only 3. I am thinking the fact he has been removed from several daycares should be a fucking clue.