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Today marks the passing of one of my best friends. He loved to help in the kitchen and we greatly appreciated his many great years of service. About two weeks ago, he came down with a life threatening condition that left him unable to perform his day to day duties.
He went in for corrective surgery at 2130 EDT on 11/11/11. He was expected to make it through with flying colors, and initially he came out of the surgery ok. He was fine for about five minutes, but then his transformer went out. There was nothing that could be done. His transformer type was rare enough that no donors were available in time to save him.
So, to our beloved kitchen utensil, Hand Mixer, we bid you farewell. You will be remembered not as the broken corpse you are now, but as the fine kitchen utensil you once were, full of power and vigor at your prime.
You lived a good life and now you join the ranks of the great kitchen utensils that have gone before you. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. We will return to Wal-Mart from which you came to purchase anew.
Hand Mixer was preceded in death by his life partner, Forman Grill and his close friend, Vacuum Cleaner. He leaves behind two orphaned beaters.
May he rest in peace.
He went in for corrective surgery at 2130 EDT on 11/11/11. He was expected to make it through with flying colors, and initially he came out of the surgery ok. He was fine for about five minutes, but then his transformer went out. There was nothing that could be done. His transformer type was rare enough that no donors were available in time to save him.
So, to our beloved kitchen utensil, Hand Mixer, we bid you farewell. You will be remembered not as the broken corpse you are now, but as the fine kitchen utensil you once were, full of power and vigor at your prime.
You lived a good life and now you join the ranks of the great kitchen utensils that have gone before you. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. We will return to Wal-Mart from which you came to purchase anew.
Hand Mixer was preceded in death by his life partner, Forman Grill and his close friend, Vacuum Cleaner. He leaves behind two orphaned beaters.
May he rest in peace.
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