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  • HBD markD, Rsmacker

    Dudes!
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

  • #2
    Happy birthday to you two!

    As I am a SSMB, I drool over your singer every time you post up gig pics markD!

    I'm sure that Rsmacker has even more devious plans for her than I can imagine though
    Until you get weaned off the boobie, you are going to have to do what the wife wants too. -Rsmacker

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    • #3
      Enjoy your day, dudes!



      MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan Fox

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      • #4
        Happy birthday dear sir and you 'orrible wotsit.
        I feel festive all year round. Deal with it.

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        • #5
          Yo yo yo....happy birthday guys.

          Jackson KV2
          Jackson KE1T
          Jackson KE1F
          Jackson SL1

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          • #6
            thanks guys!!
            GEAR:

            some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!

            some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!

            and finally....

            i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!

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            • #7
              Happy B Day Y'all, enjoy it !!!!!
              Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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              • #8
                Happy birthday, guys!
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #9
                  Have a good one boys!

                  GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                  • #10
                    Oh yeah baby. I'm sitting here in my cravat and smoking jacket, hair slicked back, waiting for my birthday treat.

                    "Hi, this is Sky Technical help..." he breathed huskily, when I phoned his special number. "Are you having problems with your...package?"
                    "Um yes, I can't seem to get this thing in the slot" I stammered nervously.
                    "Hmmmmm, don't worry sir, I'll come round and help you ram, erm, slide it in...personally"
                    "Really? That's good service"
                    "Of course it is, only the best for you, Big Daddy Luv-Cum. See you shortly..." he panted, hanging up with a little whimper.

                    I just know he'll be wearing his best death metal black latex jumpsuit, the one he knows drives me insane. Clinging to every part of him, it makes him look like a sexy stick of angry extreme metal liquorice, (with a massive head plonked on top). His little stiff pellet strains at the material, which outlines his knackers like two little raisins. I know they'll be fit to burst, on a hair-trigger which will go off at the slightest touch, leaving him sobbing as his Paddington Bear boxer shorts get another pasting of his white wee-wee.

                    Oh yeeeeeah, I'm ready. I'M READY! Give it to me, my very own Death Metal Call-Centre Monkey Bitch!!!

                    Of course, he won't give it to me, he'll make me wait. He'll climb on top of his old Rumbelows rental telly, circa 1983, and bend right over the back. Moaning and gasping, he'll reach between his legs and slowly undo the latex suit's crotch zip (and this time we hopefully won't have another episode where he catches his beanbag in the zip and has to call his Mummy up to release him). The sight of his nutsac wattle dropping out of the suit, along with the pouting Goatse view inflames my ardour, and I want to rush over and frot him there and then, but I'll teeter on the brink as long as I can.

                    "How about this then?" He simpers "This is your very own personal set-top box. Your very own set-top dirtbox. Now, come and do me in HD, you saucy gay troll."

                    And that'll be it...Birthday BumSex Armageddon

                    I can't wait till he finishes work.
                    Last edited by Rsmacker; 11-21-2011, 11:42 AM.
                    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                    I nearly broke her back

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                    • #11
                      You're a bad man. But happy birthday anyway!

                      And to Marky D too!

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                      • #12
                        Happy birthday gentlemen!! I use that term very loosely i might add.
                        Should be a good day i hope it delivers on the great-o-meter!!
                        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                        • #13
                          Oh jeezz. Happy birfday dudes.

                          'Smacker, I normally tell people to shoot it twice on their B-day..but you're prolly going for thirds by now..

                          Ballz for U
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                            Oh yeah baby. I'm sitting here in my cravat and smoking jacket, hair slicked back, waiting for my birthday treat.

                            "Hi, this is Sky Technical help..." he breathed huskily, when I phoned his special number. "Are you having problems with your...package?"
                            "Um yes, I can't seem to get this thing in the slot" I stammered nervously.
                            "Hmmmmm, don't worry sir, I'll come round and help you ram, erm, slide it in...personally"
                            "Really? That's good service"
                            "Of course it is, only the best for you, Big Daddy Luv-Cum. See you shortly..." he panted, hanging up with a little whimper.

                            I just know he'll be wearing his best death metal black latex jumpsuit, the one he knows drives me insane. Clinging to every part of him, it makes him look like a sexy stick of angry extreme metal liquorice, (with a massive head plonked on top). His little stiff pellet strains at the material, which outlines his knackers like two little raisins. I know they'll be fit to burst, on a hair-trigger which will go off at the slightest touch, leaving him sobbing as his Paddington Bear boxer shorts get another pasting of his white wee-wee.

                            Oh yeeeeeah, I'm ready. I'M READY! Give it to me, my very own Death Metal Call-Centre Monkey Bitch!!!

                            Of course, he won't give it to me, he'll make me wait. He'll climb on top of his old Rumbelows rental telly, circa 1983, and bend right over the back. Moaning and gasping, he'll reach between his legs and slowly undo the latex suit's crotch zip (and this time we hopefully won't have another episode where he catches his beanbag in the zip and has to call his Mummy up to release him). The sight of his nutsac wattle dropping out of the suit, along with the pouting Goatse view inflames my ardour, and I want to rush over and frot him there and then, but I'll teeter on the brink as long as I can.

                            "How about this then?" He simpers "This is your very own personal set-top box. Your very own set-top dirtbox. Now, come and do me in HD, you saucy gay troll."

                            And that'll be it...Birthday BumSex Armageddon

                            I can't wait till he finishes work.
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                            • #15
                              Happy Birthday!
                              I couldn't add anything else.
                              "illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - Nighbat

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