Hey guys, what are you giving to your gf/wife for Xmas?

[Drake S.]

I gave my Ex-wife Child Support!

[TKEblue]

Mea and my gf always just tell eachother what to get. I got her a pair of boots and a kindle fire, she got me a new cd player for my truck so I can plug my ipod into it.

[QuantumRider]

I know that you already gave your wife one, but I got my wife an iPad2. However, I gave it to her early so that she could video chat with our daughter on Skype while she was laid up at the hospital giving birth to our son.

[Rsmacker]

I can't tell you what I'm getting my special little Love Slave, because he might well read this, the naughty little scamp!


Oh, alright then, I'll give you a clue or two.

One thing is black, shiny, shaped like a pud, and has a pump on it.
Um, most of the presents I give him are like that, but he wears them out sooo quickly. I will be doing my usual trick of poking a hole in a box, sticking my bell-end in, with a nice ribbon tied round it, then filling it up with polystyrene chippins, before getting him to rummage around in it for his surprise.

This year I'm going to stop him before he whoops with delight and tries to swing it round above his head though.

[Larz]

I'm inviting another girl over and giving her a threesome. I think she'll be very surprised.

Oh yeah, and a Snuggie with a hole in the backside.

[Animus]

I am giving my wife a Jackson guitar is the correc† answer.

[Axegrinder87]

I gave it to her early so that she could video chat with our daughter on Skype while she was laid up at the hospital giving birth to our son.

Your daughter gave birth to your son?!?!?

[Twitch]

Your daughter gave birth to your son?!?!?

Damn those dangling modifiers. The open door for the smart ass.

[Axegrinder87]

Damn those dangling modifiers. The open door for the smart ass.

Just mad that I beat ya to it

[Twitch]

Just mad that I beat ya to it

Nah, I caught it the first time, it actually made me do a double take. I choose not correct the English of those of who hail from another land, but I was sure thinking it. Nicely done though. Astushi, we do love you, we promise.

[QuantumRider]

At least you guys caught it before Ron

Nah, I caught it the first time, it actually made me do a double take. I choose not correct the English of those of who hail from another land, but I was sure thinking it. Nicely done though. Astushi, we do love you, we promise.

Twitch, I live in the Land of the Rising Sun now, but was raised and educated entirely in the US. My dad is a Japanese American, which I guess makes me a Japanese American Japanese So it's Miss Griffith (my second grade teacher) or Mrs. O'connor (my third grade teacher)'s fault that I'm not more careful with my "dangling modifiers"...

[Axegrinder87]

Awww When you put it that way, I feel like a dick. I would have done the same though for a native tongue.


Edit: Looks like QR posted a few seconds before me.

[Twitch]

At least you guys it caught it before Ron



Twitch, I live in the Land of the Rising Sun now, but was raised and educated entirely in the US. My dad is a Japanese American, which I guess makes me a Japanese American Japanese So it's Miss Griffith (my second grade teacher) or Mrs. O'connor (my third grade teacher)'s fault that I'm not more careful with my "dangling modifiers"...

Hey, dont feel bad. I didnt even know there was a term for it until this semester of English Comp.. I never payed too much attention in English class in elementary and high school, though I somehow managed to pass with flying colors. Guess that maybe says something about the expectations of the schools I went to. Incidentally, I passed English comp this semester with a B, and didnt really try then either.

[QuantumRider]

Hey, dont feel bad. I didnt even know there was a term for it until this semester of English Comp.. I never payed too much attention in English class in elementary and high school, though I somehow managed to pass with flying colors. Guess that maybe says something about the expectations of the schools I went to. Incidentally, I passed English comp this semester with a B, and didnt really try then either.

Ha! Found another grammatical error in my previous post... "At least you guys it caught it before Ron".

Damn that public school education!!!

[SausageofPower]

Got my girlfriend a Tiffany's choker with a lock charm (she wanted it, and they don't make it anymore, so I found an authentic one and just got it today). I'm also snagging her DJ Hero 1/2 because she wants to get back into DJ-ing (as a gag gift) and a dress from her favorite store (which I benefit from).

She's paying for plon to refret my Model 4 with stainless 6100's, install a Floyd Rose nut and so on. The rest is up to her, though she's talked about getting me a bottle of Creed Green Irish Tweed (which is a great cologne, but at $200 a bottle...fuck that noise).