Hey guys, what are you giving to your gf/wife for Xmas?

[Tekky]

As the joke goes... "I'm giving my wife slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f*** herself."

[Hellbat]

[AlexL]

Odd year for us, neither really wanted anything within our normal budget. We finished off the basement, which wasn't cheap. But we're excited about that. We're just giving each other cash; mine will go towards a new recording PC, and she will likely use hers for clothes.

Her birthday is Dec. 31st. Last year I bought her an iPad for her birthday, which is a pretty big gift compared to what we normally do. This year she wants to buy a 20th wedding anniversary ring. She has been saving for that, but I have been kicking money in for it as well. So despite no big xmas or birthday gift this year, she's got a nice ring she's looking forward to buying.

Her needs in life are very simple (they must be - look who she married!). She asks for far less than she deserves. So despite xmas not being a huge spend fest for us, she gets nice things when she she does ask for them. She loves the hell out of her iPad. That was my idea, but I did ask her first if she'd like one, because I half expected her to say "they're expensive, it's not necessary".


- E.

[horns666]

As the joke goes... "I'm giving my wife slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f*** herself."

...

Ummm the problem is I think I'm gettin' slippers..

I'm givin' the wife her favorite thing in the world..$$$ !!!

I saved enough to buy her a new Ford Focus for our 25th anniversary. Yep, no payments! Then I'll take the 2001 Focus I bought 10 years ago..

Last year I bought her a 65" 1080P Mitsubishi..

[MikeStrat]

I opened this thread just to see what gem Bill Z. would drop on us and Tekky beat him to it. I have to say I'm a little disappointed. I needed a laugh and I thought for sure this would be it.

[Michael Scarn]

i'm getting my girl an 8ball of the most f1re blow this side of the mason/dixon line

[Tekky]

I opened this thread just to see what gem Bill Z. would drop on us and Tekky beat him to it. I have to say I'm a little disappointed. I needed a laugh and I thought for sure this would be it.

Not sure how I should take that.

Apparently the words that come from my fingers aren't as funny as they would be from Bill's. I'm sad, I'm walking away, cue the Hulk walking away music...

[Tekky]

http://youtu.be/yUWgE0EVQ9c

[MikeStrat]

Not sure how I should take that.

Apparently the words that come from my fingers aren't as funny as they would be from Bill's. I'm sad, I'm walking away, cue the Hulk walking away music...

Lol. Didn't mean it like that. I def got a good laugh. You know Bill just has a way of saying something really funny and then bumps it up a notch or 5 into the bizarre.

[Tekky]

If it would please you, I can translate it into Bill. (hope you don't mind Bill )

BILL ON /

As the joke goes... "I'm giving my wife slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f*** herself in the ass with the dog."

/BILL OFF

[GuerillaPete]

i'm getting my girl an 8ball of the most f1re blow this side of the mason/dixon line

Then you'll give her the ole "Ragin' Coke Horn" Hahaha!

Me: gonna give her the ole hot-beef injection. And then when she wakes up, we might screw. What? No one here gives smoked meats to their loved ones?

Seriously, I thought about giving my vegan girlfriend a subscription to Bacon of the month club. That way, whenever I'm over there, there's something I can eat other than her.

[MikeStrat]

If it would please you, I can translate it into Bill. (hope you don't mind Bill )

BILL ON /

As the joke goes... "I'm giving my wife slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f*** herself in the ass with the dog."

/BILL OFF

Now that's some funny shit.

[Twitch]

If it would please you, I can translate it into Bill. (hope you don't mind Bill )

BILL ON /

As the joke goes... "I'm giving my wife slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f*** herself in the ass with the dog."

/BILL OFF

How does one fuck ones self with a dog?

[MikeStrat]

How does one fuck ones self with a dog?

That's the funny part. In Bill's world anything is possible.

[RacerX]

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