Forum seems slow tonight. Time to bring out the big guns.

[toejam]

Remember, if you don't shake it more than three times, then you're NOT playing with it! Play with it as much as possible.

[toejam]

The whole topic pisses me off, and urine a lot of trouble if you find it entertaining.

Urinalysis is spot on!

[BenoA]

Thread of 2011!

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Remember, if you don't shake it more than three times, then you're NOT playing with it! Play with it as much as possible.

Exactly. What the hell is wrong with playing with your dick? If I could get a hot chick to shake it for me, I would. All fucking day!

[Hellbat]

If you do the helicopter swing it removes the excess using centrifugal force. You just have to be aware that sometimes it can fling away on the upswing.

[len]

Hmmm, interesting topic Twitchy m'boy!

Here's my method: I "trick" my penis

I have 2 folded pieces of toilet paper at the ready. When "Lil Ron" thinks he's done, I'll fold one of the papers around and "let it hang" for a bit Sure enough, the member thinks he's back in the shorts so here comes that last bit of urine. (at this point I stifle the urge to yell "Ha! I got ya!" triumphantly )
So the first paper goes in the trash, the 2nd (dry one) wraps around and back in the shorts he goes!

Then, for the next visit, I have TP "at the ready" for the "1st wrap"

what if no TP is available to trick "Lil Ron"?

[tonemonster]

If you do the helicopter swing it removes the excess using centrifugal force. You just have to be aware that sometimes it can fling away on the upswing.

What about us guys with huge penises? when you swing that schlong around like a helicopter, I could actually take flight.

[Twitch]

What about us guys with huge penises? when you swing that schlong around like a helicopter, I could actually take flight.

Or leave a dick print on the side of your face. Try explaining that one to the guys. Your explanation will be followed by "riiiiiiiight."

[len]

Or leave a dick print on the side of your face. Try explaining that one to the guys. Your explanation will be followed by "riiiiiiiight."

Twitch
don't you need to wrap your kids christmas presents

[Twitch]

Twitch
don't you need to wrap your kids christmas presents

Been done with that for weeks. What, my wit too sharp for you tonight?

[len]

Been done with that for weeks. What, my wit too sharp for you tonight?

negatory bro this is one of the funniest threads in a while
waiting patiently to find out what the big guy does when there's no tp to trick "Lil Ron"

[RacerX]

There's always TP

[len]

Asked and answerd

[Flatpicker]

I've put a lot of thought into this as I've gotten older.

What you want is 2 ladders in the bathroom, and you plank across them while leaving willie to dangle.
Gravity does the rest...

Now, ya gotta be careful. You want the ladders to be tall enough so that you don't somebody passing by who decides you are offering. Then it becomes a matter of manners re: reciprocation and all that if that's your thing.
If the ladder is to high, passers by will think it's raining, and that's rude. So, you probably want an 8-footer.

6-footer is good for home if the wife or GF is around. She won't have to strain her back bending over.

[Axewielder]

We still talkin' bout peckers and pee over here? :think: