Forum seems slow tonight. Time to bring out the big guns.

[Twitch]

No, the thread seems to have "mellowed".

[Scooter]

I just want to know why, if you have a prehensile member, you have to shake it anyway? I mean, couldn't you do this hands free?

[Twitch]

Ive tried that, its ok for grasping and making of crude tools, but not for shaking its self.

[eakinj]

How many showers per day do you take?

Twice unless I drink a lot of tea then it could be four or more times. god forbid I take an actual bath and fall asleep.

[eakinj]

does anyone else grab their cock with both hands to try to ring out the piss? I had to stop and start doing the showers after things started twisting up. A mangled cock is not a crowd pleaser

[Nightbat]

The problem gentlemen, is the temperature

Little willy is a finnicky bastard when it comes to cold, just a few degrees lower and the leaking earthworm will slightly contract its muscles making it impossible to totally empty the pipe
put it back in your pants, temperature goes up to bodyheat and he relaxes and lets the last drops go

somewhat of a solution is to keep your hands warm, you'll notice that with cold hands the problem is worse than just cold air
ofcourse there still remains a problem, because Woody Bootpecker is as sensitive at the tip as the shaft (or even more) and you don't wanna wrap the german helmet with your hand
and get piss all over it

Nature at it's worst: just to prevent cystitis you end up with piss in your pants, then again, nature never counted on us making pants

[RacerX]

Nature at its worst

Fixed. No apostrophe there, bud.

[Nightbat]

Fixed. No apostrophe there, bud.

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