Broncos MIGHT have had a chance if this didn't happen:

[bombtek]

http://www.satirewire.com/content1/?p=3565

[Ward]

"He really gives us a lot of options. Because of the omnipotence. You can't teach that."

[rjohnstone]

Can't stop laughing.... this line was awesome.
“I may be the King of Kings, but I need the ring of rings, baby. Jesus needs a Super Bowl ring.”

[Twitch]

I laughed, but being the OCD individual I am, Christ was said to be perfect 6'0'' in the bible, dont know where, but its in there somewhere.

[Horse Called War]

That is pretty good

[Cygnus X1]

"Oh yeah, the Lord giveth, and the Lord geteth the takeaway".

[Horse Called War]

"For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have victory against Aaron Rodgers in Super Bowl XLVI."
—John Fox 3:16

[BYeh1]

Funny stuff. Would have been more accessible without the Jewish "inside jokes", guess the writer couldn't resist...