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  • I am windshield proof

    impervious to pain, not even conventional weapons can stop me.
    actually , i'm pretty fucked up, fractured left shoulder , cracked ribs, bunch of bruises,
    this asian girl literally drove right into me while i was cruising on my bike.
    i saw it coming, i turned the front bike wheel, sqeezed the brakes as hard as possible,
    turned my head and braced, and then boom!!
    i go flying into her windshield, shattered it, then she stops and tosses me in the air back onto the street.
    holy shit, i've played ice hockey, football, never felt anything like that before, next thing i know
    paramedics are cutting me out of my clothes, 2 lights from my fucking house, two lights from going home to watch hockey.
    if i didn't turn i would have went head first into that windshield and that would of been it. well, this was my 3rd ambulance ride
    to a hospital in my life, i hope it's the last one. i have some friends in high places, and i've got the best trial lawyer in L.A. on this.
    he's a fucking pitbull, well, this is about all i can type with my right index finger for now. i am alive. the painkillers don't work,
    after the first couple of times so i am just gonna rough it out, i mean , one phone call and the pain would be pretty much killed, but i've come too far to just get addicted again, just dropping in to say hi, and i miss you guys. take it easy.
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

  • #2
    was she hot?
    "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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    • #3
      OH and by the way, sorry to hear of your car hit. Hope you have a fast recovery and hang in there! I bet the nurses all love your sexy hair! see if you can get some sympathy sex from the nurses! hey, it happens in pornos.
      "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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      • #4
        The ribs are going to suck the most... that sucks man.
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        • #5
          jeesh, take it easy and get well

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          • #6
            Damn, Tommy! Positive vibes sent. I hope you have a quick, full recovery and everything goes well with the legal stuff!

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            • #7
              Geeze man...feel better soon

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              • #8
                Oh my goda a Tommy..whatta I'm a gonna do. I pray to a St Tommy for you. He's a the saint for a ..how do you say..ummm ah.. a broken ass. I go to St Rocco and a light a candle for you and you ass. Then when we feel better..We go on a nice boat to Italy. I drive a the boat. Until then..you take it esy and a play witch u balls. I'll called travel lady..she's a nice. We go next month on the boat ..named Vafangu.

                Try not to laf to much becuzza a da broken ass.


                Love,

                Italian Ice
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #9
                  Youre lucky, thats pretty much what killed my best friend. He didnt have the luxury of seeing it coming until it was beyond too late. Another car darted out from behind another car and cut him off. He t-boned that car and hit the pavement about 40 feet away. The really shitty thing is that no one was at fault in that instance with the possible exception of the city, who redesigned the intersection after his incident. He wasnt the first to end up in a t-bone situation at that intersection. It had been happening for years. It took my best friends death to finally get them to take action about it.

                  Anyhow, god speed on your recovery. If that bitch did something stupid and against traffic laws, take her ass to the cleaners, and considering shes Asian, take her fathers cleaners as well.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Twitch View Post
                    and considering shes Asian, take her fathers cleaners as well.
                    Not necessary... I can see that atomic charvel guy is really hurting that may be why he mentioned she was Asian... lets keep this clean huh guys?

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                    • #11
                      C'mon Nimzy.. Ya gotta let a close knit forum of jeroffs ..jerkoff. All over themselves..like a slathered bukkake circle of death. Don't take anything seriously..we don't..I don't...Tommy don't..until we need to.

                      Love ya Tommy..be good man.
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #12
                        Damn Tommy, sorry to hear man. At least the Rangers got the shut-out. Maybe you should get hit more often, you could be their lucky charm!
                        GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Nimitz View Post
                          Not necessary... I can see that atomic charvel guy is really hurting that may be why he mentioned she was Asian... lets keep this clean huh guys?

                          To far for ya huh. If I truly meant it, I wouldnt have used the " ". I saw a nice play on words and went with it. Sue me.
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                          • #14
                            Chief Not right now Running Dummy, everybody loves ya Bro! Thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery....
                            Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                            • #15
                              Thoughts and prayers buddy.
                              "illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - Nighbat

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