I am windshield proof

[atomic charvel guy]

i'll get through this, it just sucks not being able to move. thanks my friends, and yes Tone one of the black nurses was playing with my hair for about 20 minutes, no joke-lol "you have the most beautiful curls, blah blah blah etc. etc." it was funny but anything funny makes it hurt like a motherfucker, like what bill wrote.
thanks again everyone i do enjoy you all as friends.

[tcwil8]

Shit man, this truly sucks but I'm glad you're still with us. I hope you have a speedy recovery.

[MetalDaze]

Asian + Female + Driving = ?

Stereotypes, although not PC, exist for a reason. That sucks. Best wishes.

[Twitch]

Actually, I think the formula would look more like: Female Asian Driver + other driver on the road=. Since Asian stereotypes are smart, own dry cleaners and bad female Asian drivers, you can forgo the + sign for all three parts since they already exist as one according to popular Asian stereotypes and are a compound factor to begin with. Then you just add other drivers, generalizing that the other drivers wont be women, Asian women, illegal Mexicans, teenagers or the elderly and the equation is complete.

[DonP]

Sorry those pain killers aren't working.

When I spent more than the entire month of April 2007 in Akron General, I never felt any pain at all and I was seriously fucked up (still am). I have a chronic fucked up right ankle, but still alive and kicking. Hang in there Tommy.

Oh yeah, it was great fun having the nurses sponge bath my cock, but the wife was there too so no fun :{

[tonemonster]

i'll get through this, it just sucks not being able to move. thanks my friends, and yes Tone one of the black nurses was playing with my hair for about 20 minutes, no joke-lol "you have the most beautiful curls, blah blah blah etc. etc." it was funny but anything funny makes it hurt like a motherfucker, like what bill wrote.
thanks again everyone i do enjoy you all as friends.

HOly shit that sounds like how pornos start! shag that nurse!

[levantin]

Wow, sorry to hear bro. I hope you feel better soon.

Even if you are the best rider in the world it just takes one asshole not paying attention to ruin your day, or worse. Keep us posted on the trial.

[Cygnus X1]

Heal up soon Tommy!

[horns666]

Tommy! This is Capt. Shettino (Billz)..can you read me ???

I'm sorry Tommy..my girlfriend no see a you. She can't drive a too good. She was jealous because her hair is a straight..and your's is a so sexy and wavy. Ahhhhh waves...I love a da waves. Waves are so nice.

Just to show sympathy ..I type with my dingy for now..like you.


i love you !!!

over and out

Ciao

[stevieb91]

Damn Tommy, glad to know you are relatively ok.. It gets worse before it gets better, so be prepared, and stick to the scripts, not the street corner pharmacist.. Sending good vibes your way, hope you have a speedy recovery.. You type pretty damn well one fingered, too..

[horns666]

HEY, fellow JCF broseppis,

I respectfully request EVERYONE on this thread use ONE finger, until Tommy is able to use more. If he can use two..then we use two..and so on.

also, my pc is on life support until clevo-john builds or fixes this one. I owe several responses to bros like SARJ and MOSH...ect.

i'm not fully/officially returned yet due to ongoing family - health poop. the merry-go-round will not stop..but I'm down for the ride.

basically, I come to the JCF in between trips to the bathroom. It is my only interweb home of the bubbleguts. I'm back when casa del fuggums is up.


tommy....tommy...tommy. so much love brother. val and vinny send their love too man. this is the most important thread here imo. i will keep it floating to check your status.

bill z bub

[bibz]

Bad to hear about the incident but Strong Tommy remains supreme! Stay legal with your sedation and get well soon man. Nurse Poon sounds fun. Try something like 'catheter? I just met her!'. Nurses love dick jokes.

This one finger bs is hard, I don't know how hawking gets on.

[CowboyFromHell]

I haven't had the opportunity to get to know you as of yet, but my better half and I will be thinking of you. I too have been a victim of idiot drivers that pay attention to anything but bikers while driving. We wish you a full and speedy recovery. Keep us informed as to your progress as you can.

[VitaminG]

i'll get through this, it just sucks not being able to move. thanks my friends, and yes Tone one of the black nurses was playing with my hair for about 20 minutes, no joke-lol "you have the most beautiful curls, blah blah blah etc. etc."

niiiiiiiice! She ever work the late shift??

Heal soon, Tommy ol' son. I'll be thinking of you

[RacerX]

Hi Tommy, my thoughts are with you - at which hospital are you?