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  • #16
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #17
      What happened to Rons grammar school?
      we have Spellchex on the reply toolbar now
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      Apparently, my humor is becoming dull and not enjoyed by some(one) around here anymore. Geeze, cant a guy troll anymore? Guess the issue was more serious than it was made out to be. Anyhow, Billz asked "Whats a vector?'' I replied, "A line with an arrow representing both direction AND magnitude. Ohh yeeah!"
      Twitch
      i'm taking Mechanical physics this semester and find the answer itself funny as hell.
      The applicational aspects of vectors in relation to forces make me want to punch a fricken nun!

      i can't believe the 3 politically incorrect graphic graphics have not been brought up ...every single thread involving them had me in stitches
      Last edited by len; 02-08-2012, 09:23 PM.
      “But does it help with the blues rock chatter?"-Hellbat

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      • #18
        Bill's thread about the parking lot run-in with a whacko and the ensuing beating the guy got.....that was one of the most entertaining things I've read on the internet. It was on the serious side, but definitely a classic. I told friends and family IRL about that one.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Chad View Post
          Bill's thread about the parking lot run-in with a whacko and the ensuing beating the guy got.....that was one of the most entertaining things I've read on the internet. It was on the serious side, but definitely a classic. I told friends and family IRL about that one.
          Ironically, something very similiar happened on January 19th, during a white-out snow storm. On my way to get my scripts filled. But the confrontation wasn't nearly as severe..thank goodness. Regaurdless..I really torqued my back. Which is the reason I can NOT sit at my PC (that's hardly running) for more than 30 minutes, if that. I have a kevlar back brace on and my meds are not doin' poop.


          But, I will NEVER lose my sense of humor because it's ingrained in my DNA...fuggums.

          That HH Gregg incident was beyond F'd up. I'm so sorry my wife was there, but so glad my son wasn't. We all like our kids/wiives to think we're superman..but not like that.

          I was just at my doctor's office. He just said what I've hear constantly.."Bill, you're such an asshole magnet". . .Yes, I know! I just love Cleveland!
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by len View Post
            we have Spellchex on the reply toolbar now
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            Twitch
            i'm taking Mechanical physics this semester and find the answer itself funny as hell.
            The applicational aspects of vectors in relation to forces make me want to punch a fricken nun!

            i can't believe the 3 politically incorrect graphic graphics have not been brought up ...every single thread involving them had me in stitches
            My reply was almost verbatim, the following, and that was my intent:
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            • #21
              357 customs

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              • #22
                The best threads of all time were when the classifieds were open season to all members!!

                Oh yea..... NUFF SAID...

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                  I was just at my doctor's office. He just said what I've hear constantly.."Bill, you're such an asshole magnet". . .
                  which is why your tongue is always in one...
                  Hail yesterday

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
                    which is why your tongue is always in one...
                    Ohhhhhh touche Gary....that's lovely!
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #25
                      When I die...I get 72 of these fuggin' things. I can't wait!

                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #26
                        I know it's politically incorrect to mention but idgaf about all that, but both Anna and K's coming out were both memorable and shockers. Especially to all the guys that were pissing themselves just to flirt with Anna, that must have been a quiet but sudden gasp.


                        Ok, someone else mentioned Dross. Nobody mentioned the Lina twins. Nobody mentioned about Vince Sansevere related drama?

                        I think Dross was the most epic thing that ever happened to JCF though.
                        The 2nd Amendment: America's Original Homeland Defense.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by xenophobe View Post
                          Ok, someone else mentioned Dross. Nobody mentioned the Lina twins. Nobody mentioned about Vince Sansevere related drama?

                          I think Dross was the most epic thing that ever happened to JCF though.
                          check Toejam & Hellbat's posts from around 14 hours ago...
                          Hail yesterday

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                          • #28
                            The airplane and the conveyor belt!!!-Lou
                            " I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen

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                            • #29
                              there was always some drama around the bans....

                              lets see how many I can remember -

                              the troy
                              philUp
                              Bengel(something) - the guy who roadied for Korn
                              Blazer - and piss soaked seats


                              I'm sure there's others, I'm only on my 1st cup of coffee.....

                              And many fun topics ~
                              Barry Manilows tone
                              100 asshole degrees
                              Bats
                              SG and Spikes comments
                              Aaron shaming himself into bannanation through the political section
                              RR0849's great madness videos
                              Moobs
                              oh shit - that other guy that got banned who had the framus(?) BillyZ handed him his ass




                              I'm still a n0ob and remember bunches of shit, but my favorite was the Asian guy demoing some effect pedal. I can't remember which pedal, but that shit had me in stitches for days.......
                              Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                              • #30
                                Font forget Frat Boy Chaz and his nuclear yellow 7 string Kramer. I actually want that guitar BTW.-Lou
                                " I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen

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