JCF Classics.

[toejam]

This had me in stitches:

Originally Posted by Axewielder
I'd also like EMG's in my custom guitar with NO frickin battery. I mean this is the year 2011 for chrissake. Jackson should set them up so they run on kinetic power. The harder I rock, the harder the pickups would rock. The harder the pickups rock, well then the harder I would rock. And the harder I rock...uh...well I guess Jackson is also going to need to develop an anti-positive feedback loop circuit to go along with the kinetic power circuit.

Can I also ask for a fully working shotgun barrel integrated into the bottom Zoraxe neck, or have I worn out my welcome?"

His dream sort of came true... they do actually now make an external power supply so you don't need a battery in your guitar!!!

http://www.emgpickups.com/press/index/171

[dg]

When Ed Roman stole Newc's pics for his site but made the fatal error of hot-linking to them. Newc then made him pay in spades by changing the pics.

[FlyingSkull]

The Behringer/Bugera Love/Hate thread(s).

[Axegrinder87]

His dream sort of came true... they do actually now make an external power supply so you don't need a battery in your guitar!!!

http://www.emgpickups.com/press/index/171

Ugh, I knew I should have tried to patent that when I built it 6 years ago....

[Cleveland Metal]

Sully's infamous NutNoose....

[guitarsjb]

The airplane and the conveyor belt!!!-Lou

That was an awesome one for sure

[horns666]

Hey, Jay...

the troy
philUp
Bengel(something) - the guy who roadied for Korn
Blazer - and piss soaked seats

I showed these guys the door too.. hit 'em right in their manginas. These fare facts!

[VitaminG]

When Ed Roman stole Newc's pics for his site but made the fatal error of hot-linking to them. Newc then made him pay in spades by changing the pics.

that was a good one!

Sully's infamous NutNoose....

John!!

[sully]

OK in the 10 + years I have been around here, there have been some funny times. I think we need to devote a thread to those classic laughs we had here as I am sure I have forgotten some over time. so its a trip down memory lane for some laughs.

Items that come to my mind now are:

Sully's love of supertramp music


I am sure I forgot a ton of them, so PLEASE feel free to post them! I am sicker than a dog today, and my brain isnt working the best, so please post any you remember!

Oh hell. That's quite a memory. Supertramp, is, hands down, the worst band EVER.

I'll fucking listen to Rebecca Black's Fr-eye-ee-dayyy on repeat for a month straight if that meant that I never had to hear another note from those wads.

Sully

[tonemonster]

Has anyone checked on Alan Wrench's nuts??

[Hellbat]

Oh hell. That's quite a memory. Supertramp, is, hands down, the worst band EVER.

I'll fucking listen to Rebecca Black's Fr-eye-ee-dayyy on repeat for a month straight if that meant that I never had to hear another note from those wads.

Sully

Breakfast in America was the first album I ever bought in 1979. (I was 11!) I'd like to think my second purchase (AC/DC Dirty Deeds) helps make up for the transgression.

[tonemonster]

Holy fucking supertramp!!!!!!!!

I wish I still had that pic I photochopped of Sully. he was wearing an "I love SPAM" T shirt flipping the bird, and I photochopped "Supertramp" in it instead of SPAM.

[Cleveland Metal]

Yo G! What up

Supertramp... Glad you chimed in Jon, I was thinking you actually liked them. lol! Whew...

[tonemonster]

Oh dont let him fool you. he is building them all custom guitars for their next tour!!!

[Cleveland Metal]

I didn't know Jon made Keytars?