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grats Lou. better watch out in brazil, or you may get a dose from a tranny hose. a buddy of mine says theyre everywhere down there and sometimes you cant tell til its too late.
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Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit! -
Yep, in Brazil, if it has big tits and a big ass, it's a dude.Originally posted by jacksonkellyfreak View Post
If it has big tits and a small ass, it's a dude.
If it has small tits and a big ass, it's a dude.
If it has small tits and a small ass, it's a dude.
I think that covers all the scenarios.Comment
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I once got a blowjob off a transexual in Laos. Fuck that man, a blowjob is a blowjob who cares. She,he...It was quite good looking too.
You can't really be jealous of something you can't fathom.Comment
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Wow, grats! Sounds like an amazing job!The 2nd Amendment: America's Original Homeland Defense.Comment
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Are you kiddin'...'you fuck. That's absolutely awesome Lou !!! Internationally..?? 35 weeks..?? Lasers..?? OMG ..12-21-2012 just bumped up 35 weeks from now."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I have a few friends from Brazil, both male and female. They all agree that there are two national sports there: soccer and fucking.
Have fun on your adventures!Until you get weaned off the boobie, you are going to have to do what the wife wants too. -RsmackerComment
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thats quite interesting. I have no interest in soccer, but the other national sport is of interest. perhaps I could learn to like soccer.Originally posted by QuantumRider View Post"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by MakeAJazzNoiseHere View Post
"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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so who the fuck uses lasers? seriously now. I mean factories? or are they for medical shit, like burnin off ass warts or something? who the fuck uses lasers? I thought they just used them in movies cuz it was cool."clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
I am working for both the Imperial Fleet and Skynet. -Lou" I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie SheenComment
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Well Lou, I did pray to the Obama that you'd get this job. This proves it..he is the anti-christ!
That is a GOOD thing for us!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Well, if we hear a ginormous queefing noise coming from Brazil..that's not HAARP..it's just Lou."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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just a simple man trying to make his way in the galaxy.Originally posted by LouSiffer View Post"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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With the help, love and support of Lord Obama. The exhalted, Pimp Daddy of the so-called free world."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Hey, I have lasers. What are they for? Fun, of course.Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
The 2nd Amendment: America's Original Homeland Defense.Comment
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