Guess who gets to travel internationally and work on lasers?

[VitaminG]

I once got a blowjob off a transexual in Laos. Fuck that man, a blowjob is a blowjob who cares. She,he...It was quite good looking too.

Wow, grats! Sounds like an amazing job!

indeed...

[bratfink]

Awsome, when is the new death star going to be ready?

[BenoA]

Congratz! If you ever come near Montreal, let me know!

I am working for both the Imperial Fleet and Skynet. -Lou

Sounds even more fun than what you previously posted.

[LouSiffer]

I really cant explain how happy I am to be getting this job! I really can not elaborate on who I am working for. The only thing I can say is that it required a very thorough background and pyschological test. Its almost like this job was built just for me. Technical, mechanical, analytical, etc.

It kicks the shit out of working in a call center listening to people bitch and moan about their cell phones...I can tell you that much!!

The other good thing as that when I do travel, they have someone that picks me up from the hotel and drives me to the site. Which is good for everyone that lives in a country that has right side drive. If you give me a right side drive car and a manual transmission, I will show you someone that has the same grace and coordination as watching a monkey trying to fuck a greased football. The only thing my left hand is good for is fretting a guitar and holding a fork while I cut my steak. -Lou

[tonemonster]

If you give me a right side drive car and a manual transmission, I will show you someone that has the same grace and coordination as watching a monkey trying to fuck a greased football. -Lou

I hear you there. I was flying as safety pilot for my buddy once while he was doing instrument practice. we got his approaches done, and after that he said "want to try landing from the right seat?" I said sure. so I tried landing...... wow. was that fucked up. it must have looked like something from a cartoon. working the controls with opposite hands is not easy. put me in the left seat and I can grease a landing at night with no landing light on, but right seat..... fuckin stevie wonder could do better than me.

[bratfink]

It continues to amaze me they even allow Americans to drive anything more powerfull than an electric toothbrush!

Americans ineptitude for driving anything other than an auto with cruise and power everything is as depressing as it is embarrasing.

I have driven LHD on the right, LHD on the Left, RHD on the right and RHD on the left both auto and manual combos and every permutation within. I have never had a problem changing over, never crashed, never fucked anything up. What you should all be ashamed of is my wife can do it too!

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

It continues to amaze me they even allow Americans to drive anything more powerfull than an electric toothbrush!

Americans ineptitude for driving anything other than an auto with cruise and power everything is as depressing as it is embarrasing.

I have driven LHD on the right, LHD on the Left, RHD on the right and RHD on the left both auto and manual combos and every permutation within. I have never had a problem changing over, never crashed, never fucked anything up. What you should all be ashamed of is my wife can do it too!

Ironically, it's almost as sad ad a Brit's inability to use a fucking electric (or any other) toothbrush, isn't it?

[CowboyFromHell]

I've held a CDL, motorcycle license and normal license. I've driven heavy machinery, big trucks, lil cars and trucks, and more bikes that I can recall. I actually prefer a stick shift over an auto and have driven several JDM vehicles that have been brought to the states. While I personally am not bothered by which hand I have to shift with, I can see how some people would be. As pointed out by Tone, most people are trained by getting them into a habit of things being a certain way and them getting used to that. Maybe you and your wife are ambidextrous but most people aren't. What causes more problems isn't what a person is driving or how a person drives but everything else they try to do while driving. A person driving shouldn't be talking on the phone (unless it's hands-free), texting, watching the dvd playing to keep the kids from being bored, and beating said kids for picking on each other, all at the same time. Crap like that is what's causing more accidents than a stick shift or power windows and such.

[LouSiffer]

It continues to amaze me they even allow Americans to drive anything more powerfull than an electric toothbrush!

Americans ineptitude for driving anything other than an auto with cruise and power everything is as depressing as it is embarrasing.

I have driven LHD on the right, LHD on the Left, RHD on the right and RHD on the left both auto and manual combos and every permutation within. I have never had a problem changing over, never crashed, never fucked anything up. What you should all be ashamed of is my wife can do it too!

Damn brits are all alike. Americans invented power. Ever see a top fuel dragster? American. That is all. LOL-Lou

[horns666]

Do ya know what's American Lou..two stoned Americans (You and I) High Fivin' a She-Male that looks like J-Lo..

Lou- if you're ever setteled down and want company..I need to get the fuck outta here for 'bout a week. The fam..they're killin' me slow!

[RacerX]

Ironically, it's almost as sad ad a Brit's inability to use a fucking electric (or any other) toothbrush, isn't it?

[LouSiffer]

Do ya know what's American Lou..two stoned Americans (You and I) High Fivin' a She-Male that looks like J-Lo..

Lou- if you're ever setteled down and want company..I need to get the fuck outta here for 'bout a week. The fam..they're killin' me slow!

Come on down. I live out in the country....drink, smoke, crank up guitars, shoot guns......play with our puds.....no one gives a shit here.-Lou

[tonemonster]

Come on down. I live out in the country....drink, smoke, crank up guitars, shoot guns......play with our puds.....no one gives a shit here.-Lou

sounds like band camp.

[Hellbat]

Why did I just get a mental image of Bill trying to jam his pud up a flute?!?

[tonemonster]

Actually, I was thinking more of jamming marshmellow peeps up a flute.