Somethings been on my mind pretty heavily for a while.....

[Jayster]

How awesome would it be if boobs made maraca sounds when you shook them?

[tonemonster]

I would find it exciting.

[Alvin_Wilson]

Or, if they made laser-shooty noises when you licked the nips.

[horns666]

I'm in soooooooooooooooo much pain today you sons o' bitches...but how can't I join this party?!!

OK, in my sexual experiences, endevours, and what have yous..I discovered that I have a sound/noise fetish!!!

I think many like Lou, Jay, Alvin, Joe, 'Smacker for sure ..may be like-minded in this situation.

I couldn't imagine being deaf and enjoying sex ! No sloppy suckage, flapping, slapping, slurping, queefing ect! That's music in my world!

As to Jay's intial post. I coined a word moons ago...slappularies.

[Nightbat]

How awesome would it be if boobs made maraca sounds when you shook them?

I'd rather hear them splash like full milk cartons when you shake them, sounding like maracas would make me think something was broken
and the woman I'm handling the funbags of isn't human

Although I would find THIS tempting as well

[tonemonster]

Or, if they made laser-shooty noises when you licked the nips.

thats a good idea. You know that sound like in star wars when they fire up a lightsaber, I always wanted my pecker to make that sound when I get a boner. how fuckin cool would that be in the bedroom! "uh excuse me honey, (insert lightsaber sound here), OK I am ready".

[horns666]

I wish my pud made a loud spitting noise while shootin' goo...paaattoooey!

[Jayster]

thats a good idea. You know that sound like in star wars when they fire up a lightsaber, I always wanted my pecker to make that sound when I get a boner. how fuckin cool would that be in the bedroom! "uh excuse me honey, (insert lightsaber sound here), OK I am ready".

This would be very cool..... Hell, add in BillyZ's spitting noise and it would be like stomp the musical(additional sets of breasts may be necessary for the full effect)!

[horns666]

Hahhaaa...yeah. That's how all sex should sound like..."Stomp, the musical"..

Unfortunately my kid is in the other room..and that's his momma. I don't give a shit!! But momma does.

[Hellbat]

Do what they do in those Cialis commercials Bill. Buy your kid a pair of over the ear headphones so you and Val can make all the noise you want!

[atomic charvel guy]

what is needed is a woman who does not make controversy or headached conversation. hold on to your dreams and visions,
the great men who are remembered in this life are the ones who followed theirs.... maracas-lol!!