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Wow...I asked my wife this and she actually knew the answer. It takes an hour to cover 80 miles if you maintain a speed of 80 MPH.
This girl is wife worthy IMO! I admit I am a caveman, but this is the perfect couple from the beginning of all mankind! She is doing exactly what all women should do..be cute, have fun, and do everything I say (for the best interest of everyone involved)...because you love me.
It's a HUGE plus if ..if they're a virgin. Like my wife was...but she was like 12 when I met her...I kid...I kid. She was 16."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity. -
I'd ask her how fast she could make me climax in her mouth
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Powerblock tv fan on facebook? i saw that on their site.Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!Comment
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