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so you can be done frosting tips on one side of town and across the tracks setting some old dear's blue rinse in no time!
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I cant win. Im just gonna go buy a mustang lolOriginally posted by VitaminG View Postso you can be done frosting tips on one side of town and across the tracks setting some old dear's blue rinse in no time!Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!Comment
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Your first car should be anything with a Corvette emblem on it. Especially, a real cheap, piece of shit..just put liability on it. You'll own your world.
You could buy a shoddy 70's or 80's (C3/C4Vette) for 4k. As long as it runs...fuggums.
Corvettes suck in the snow, and it's hard to get a beej in one. But you'll have beejes fallin' outta your pockets...even if your fat.Last edited by horns666; 05-03-2012, 11:26 AM."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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So hard these days to look cool in a C4 Corvette. 'Round here they're known as trailer park Vettes."Today, I shat a brown monolith ..majestic enough for gods to stand upon" BillZ aka horns666Comment
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Mustangs never did and never will have that "Vette-Poon-factor"..these are facts.Originally posted by jacksonkellyfreak View Post"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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ah i dont care about trying to get poon anymore Billz, cuz I dont have to try. married remember? my wife and i are hotter than hell for each other. plus i dont cheat, and i despise cheaters. except lou. that guy is the poon master.Originally posted by horns666 View PostLet me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!Comment
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hey, do the dirtbags put "Jet Pilot" or Monster logo stickers across the back window of their cars over there?Hail yesterdayComment
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Buy a real man's car - A ShaguarSo I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her backComment
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Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!Comment
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I don't cheat. Not in 25 years marriage. I want to tho...really baaaaaaaaad! Just for 8 seconds..one stroke..DONE!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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"Today, I shat a brown monolith ..majestic enough for gods to stand upon" BillZ aka horns666Comment
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Did you ever position your ass at the edge of a leather chair and do a long, loud fart? You can change key..I just played 'Take on me" by A-ha."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Dude your family must be in tears constantly around you. I swear like every post I read of yours makes me laugh.Originally posted by horns666 View PostLet me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!Comment
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