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Hbd bill!!!!!
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"Today, I shat a brown monolith ..majestic enough for gods to stand upon" BillZ aka horns666 -
happy birthday you dirty water dog, miss you pal!!Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Buon compleanno e 100 di questi giorni, ya ugly wop!
J/k Billzy! Have a great one!
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Well, I was going to wish Bill a Happy Birthday, but it appears to be his hot sauce which is running out of MY Wilksy-Baby's arse-crack. En-gard, you blackguard!Originally posted by wilkinsi View PostHappy birthday Satan. I've had da shitz for nearly 2 weeks. Its your fault!
Ah, fuck it, Happy Birthday anyway! Just try not to tear him, the stitches take ages to heal.
So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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Happy Birthday to the most honest man on the face of the earth.. I hope you birthday cake is covered in PEEPS..Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....
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Happy Birthday to the dark marsupial.
"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Happy Birthday BillzAccording To The ProphecyComment
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Just saw this thread - happy birthday Bill and Phil Collen says "Fuck you, Bill!"
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Happy Birthday!!! -Lou" I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie SheenComment
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Haven't forgotten, just holding on for the bump.
HBD Billz.
Take some time for yourself!
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Happy B-Day!
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OK OK ..I thank you !!...sonsabitches.
My birthday is the most important "holiday" of the year, followed by Walpurgis (April 30th). I just wanted to trip balls through the weekend without anxiety or worry of my son drivin' 'round. What I got instead was my son throwing me a Jeff Loomis' CD and a little weed...then drivin' around in my priceless '93 Tempo. Leaving me with unbridled worrisomeness. All the things they show in Driving School videos flashed before my xanny induced eyes..like a morbid slide show..narrated by Vincent Price. I slept through it all...I had to!
Of course those gifts of generousity (psuedo-bribery) was not being worried about hanging around with his ol' man..of 48 years old. I mean what kind of fun is that? I can not provide all the social gratifications a 17 year old buck requires. Tho, I am cooler, sillier and wiser than anyone he'll ever meet. I say this as if you were strangers.
I taught me son the art of shred, groomed genitalia, and the benefits of social grace and charm. I guess he wants to put those things to good use. EVERY FUGGIN" DAY!! ...and I'm just in the fuggin' way.
I miss the days of Friday Family Fun nights...even tho that never seemed too fun to him.
These are facts!!
Godammit !
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Bill Z Bub"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I came, I saw, and I came again...
Happy belated! Hope you got at least one of your wishes.
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I did!! The wife and I got a lil' silly ! That was FUN! I went camping down there...well like a 17 year old. I actually had a package of yellow chick Peeps in my cigar box in the nightstand. So I got to thinkin'...Vagina...Ass...Peeps. I gotta fuggin' blister on my tongue for christsake! These are facts!Originally posted by xenophobe View PostI came, I saw, and I came again...
Happy belated! Hope you got at least one of your wishes.
My wife still thinks since '84, that I do this for her. I keep tellin' her..it's all for me!!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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48 is old dude
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