And so it begins ..... Or maybe, ORLY ???

[Jayster]

I wasn't sure where to put this, maybe the political section. I know a lot of you guys don't really want to see something serious about modern society when you come to the JCF, instead maybe you're looking for cool pics of great guitars and witty posts from other members..


BUTT, when I saw this alarming new trend(possibly) starting, I thought that I would have to share it so none of y'all are caught off guard!!! There's no telling how far this will spread or even how easily .......

[dvscool]

- I get the feeling its being accupied often.

[RobRR]

Id love to occupy that for a few minutes...

[decadence5423]

Well played.

[Ward]

There's no telling how far this will spread or even how easily .......

It sure would be fun to find out

[Rsmacker]

Hmmm, you can smell it can't you? I admire the man in the background in the Superman t-shirt, I'd have smashed her back doors in whilst humming the Superman theme tune.

[VitaminG]

Look at those succulent milky white thighs. So soft & supple. Superman has let himself go.

[Drake S.]

That's ToeJam in the superman shit , You would think you would know his Moob A$$ by now!

[Shawn Lutz]

I'd occupy, un-occupy, occupy, un-occupy, occupy, un-occupy, occupy, un-occupy, occupy, un-occupy, occupy, un-occupy, occupy, occupy, un-occupy, un-occupy, occupy, un-occupy, occupy, un-occupy, occupy, un-occupy

[atomic charvel guy]

you are so immature, all of you. and worse, you're all offensive. you insult the integrity and intelligence of this board
with every post and or the basely vile like picture you have put up. and everyone is roaring in and jumping on this badwagon,
I will not stand for this!! Jay, do you not see??? There is NO nudity in the picture, and you have disappointed me. This is a rough
morning.
Yes i have become thoroughly undone in my brain, this Ranger game has me on edge this morning and we all know
how to combat that edge don't we? with a huge joint!! breakfast baby!!
and occupation of that ass is mandatory for any red blooded male walking the planet i say!!

[Jayster]

you are so immature, all of you. and worse, you're all offensive. you insult the integrity and intelligence of this board
with every post and or the basely vile like picture you have put up. and everyone is roaring in and jumping on this badwagon,
I will not stand for this!! Jay, do you not see???

There is NO nudity in the picture, and you have disappointed me. This is a rough
morning.

Sorry Tommy, I'll try to do better .....

[horns666]

I joined this forum to learn about guitars from people with experience with Jackson & Charvel guitars. Instead I get a bunch of immature nonsense from nerds prolly living in their parents basement. This is not what I signed up for. Let me tell you, what is seen can not be unseen. With that said, the damage is done. There is nothing that can be done to erase certain images from my brain. For that I demand either an apology or compensation from those in charge of this site.

You guys need to get a life. I jumped from thread to thread, and all I read was things about marshmallow peep and putting your tongues where the sun don't shine..if you know what I mean. One member ( I won't mention who) actually written, at lengthj about both things at the same time.

I just bought a Jackson off Ebay and wanted to know if I got a good deal..not about eating a woman's butthole.

[Ward]

I joined this forum to learn about guitars from people with experience with Jackson & Charvel guitars. Instead I get a bunch of immature nonsense from nerds prolly living in their parents basement. This is not what I signed up for. Let me tell you, what is seen can not be unseen. With that said, the damage is done. There is nothing that can be done to erase certain images from my brain. For that I demand either an apology or compensation from those in charge of this site.

You guys need to get a life. I jumped from thread to thread, and all I read was things about marshmallow peep and putting your tongues where the sun don't shine..if you know what I mean. One member ( I won't mention who) actually written, at lengthj about both things at the same time.

I just bought a Jackson off Ebay and wanted to know if I got a good deal..not about eating a woman's butthole.

[xenophobe]

I joined this forum to learn about guitars from people with experience with Jackson & Charvel guitars. Instead I get a bunch of immature nonsense from nerds prolly living in their parents basement. This is not what I signed up for. Let me tell you, what is seen can not be unseen. With that said, the damage is done. There is nothing that can be done to erase certain images from my brain. For that I demand either an apology or compensation from those in charge of this site.

You guys need to get a life. I jumped from thread to thread, and all I read was things about marshmallow peep and putting your tongues where the sun don't shine..if you know what I mean. One member ( I won't mention who) actually written, at lengthj about both things at the same time.

I just bought a Jackson off Ebay and wanted to know if I got a good deal..not about eating a woman's butthole.

You failed to insert the term sausage fest. I am dissapoint.

[horns666]

You failed to insert the term sausage fest. I am dissapoint.

Should I say that the JCF is an All-You-Can-Eat Sausage and Meatballs buffet..?

That's where I always tell the wife I'm taking her if we go for dinner. Then if we do..I say that's for dessert. The trouble with taking out the wife for dinner is eating alot of food then getting the bubbleguts. If I was ever on the market as a single guy (like that's ever gonna happen) ..I'd tell my date we'll dine later..let's put that lovely outfit and spike heels to good use. Then we'll go to dinner. So we can save the stress, anxiety, and possible embarassment of trying not to shit ourselves while performing dozens of acts of coitus, and blowatio. I think they'll feel so liberated by such brave honestly...delivered with the mannerisms of an innocent retarded baby-monkey-chimp..who could resist...and if they do..fuggums.

That kinda shit works for me. In fact afterward they'ld settle for a Pizza...I would. People complicate shit too much. That's what I think. Get to know them first before droppin' big coin. Impress 'em with your balls, mind and heart first.

There is NO way in fuggin' hell I can sell myself in print to a stranger. You guys know me, and expect this poop. But a stranger..especially female may take what I say the wrong way in text. But person to person...face to face...that never fails. I tell my kid this but the same thing applies to any age bracket these days...am I right? I say yes!

See I think I'm good at this because advice is my real niche. With years of hindsight, insight, forsight in dealings with people. I refined my knack for knowing humans. Be a good listener,,people love talkin' about all their bullshit. Act like you give a shit..all genders love that crap.

I'm gonna do an advice column in the Platinum section. Because things may be a little off-color at times. It has to.