Tweet
When and only when Chuck Norris and Keith Richards fight each other. I am thinking that will tear the the fabrics of time and space. Everything will implode. That is all.-Lou
-
" I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen -
Or when your Mrs finally realises what your balls actually smell of...So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back -
Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan FoxComment
Comment