My tattoo....

[jacksonkellyfreak]

Dvs, Im 100% sure that i would enjoy your weather. If it only gets like that in the 3 summer months I could tolerate it. I like snow. I like extreme cold. My neighbors think Im crazy cus Ill shovel the sidewalk and driveway shirtless in 20 degree weather.

[Shawn Lutz]

I kinda meant large, size wize, not height wise. cuz Im over 235 lbs (need to lose, or lose then gain 10 of muscle), not solid muscle, but mostly. I can bench 350, better on a good day, leg press 925, squat 500 and curl 300. So thats what I mean by large. I swear though Im not usually angry and ready to drop my temper like that, but that just got to me that he would walk up and insult me like that. In reality, I do like the M series guitars. But that's it. I cant get along with any of the other shapes they have. Nor their necks. I do get where youre coming from though. Better to go home fuming and cussing than sitting my ass in some damn hot jail cell, paying out the ass for his lawyers and exaggerated injuries, the mental anguish and his girlfriend's miscarriage that I caused. Fuck him. one day though, someone WILL put his ass on the ground.

yeah, I hear you. Nothing wrong with verbally telling the guy he's a douchebag asshat and knows nothing about the Jackson brand and STFU and you'd be willing to help him in that regard if he doesn't have the ability to shut himself up I'm not picking a beef you at all, not that I'm intimidated by you presence or anything... just trying to give you some calmer advise that will be less expensive in the long run To me even with a dude takign a beatdown he wins whn the law gets involved and that sucks donkeyballs.

I'm easily annoyed with a hair trigger temper. I grew playing hockey and getting all my aggression out of me within the game. Since I don't play anymore and the beer leagues are non contact I have to relieve stress in other ways to let my calmer head prevail. What works for me these days is cardio work and knocking the shit out of my sons mma bag, it takes a licking and keeps on kicking and doesn't sue me afwards

[jdr94]

but to me, there is no other brand.

....says the guy with 5 other brands in his sig

Just kiddin

[jacksonkellyfreak]

but to me, there is no other brand.

....says the guy with 5 other brands in his sig

Just kiddin

yeah, I hear you. Nothing wrong with verbally telling the guy he's a douchebag asshat and knows nothing about the Jackson brand and STFU and you'd be willing to help him in that regard if he doesn't have the ability to shut himself up I'm not picking a beef you at all, not that I'm intimidated by you presence or anything... just trying to give you some calmer advise that will be less expensive in the long run To me even with a dude takign a beatdown he wins whn the law gets involved and that sucks donkeyballs.

I'm easily annoyed with a hair trigger temper. I grew playing hockey and getting all my aggression out of me within the game. Since I don't play anymore and the beer leagues are non contact I have to relieve stress in other ways to let my calmer head prevail. What works for me these days is cardio work and knocking the shit out of my sons mma bag, it takes a licking and keeps on kicking and doesn't sue me afwards

man Id hope youre not intimidated by my presence on a forum lolol. Shawn, Im gonna track you down and kick your ass!! yea how serious would you take that? besides, I know youre not picking a beef with me. If you were you wouldnt be trying to keep my ass outta trouble . I can tell you this though, and you can relate Im sure since you played hockey, I was a pitcher all through my baseball days, and i got hurt and had to change my delivery to sidearm. so of course there was a learning curve there and there were SEVERAL instances when I was charged with the bat still in their hand. Thats really what taught me how to defend myself. And Im sure youll agree with me on this as well, I would never back down, bat or not, because its your right to defend yourself. even if you get ejected. so that kinda conditioned me into a hair trigger temper as well.

[Rsmacker]

Not Wilkinsi I hope, he fuckin HATES you, gave me a bit of a telling off for mentioning you when he posted a photo of his guitars on the Seymour Duncan forum.

W-w-w-w-hat? How can he hate me, when I've had this masterpiece Goatse tattoo on my bum, with HIS name on it? He's only playing hard to get, but I can play the long game, he'll come around one day (probably a couple of hours after a funny-tasting drink and him then feeling sleepy, but meh). The more he tries to pretend he's not impressed by my attention, the more I realise he's fighting those feelings, he's scared of coming out (of his bedroom).
I mean, he sucks Rupert Murdoch's cock, what's wrong with mine? OK, a bit flakey and small, but a damned good fit for 99% of cornholes.

I'm all weepy now. SIIIIIIIIMON, COME BACK TO ME!! I promise it will be like it was before, but I won't invite the Sunday pub league football teams round to Bukkake you.

[Shawn Lutz]

man Id hope youre not intimidated by my presence on a forum lolol. Shawn, Im gonna track you down and kick your ass!! yea how serious would you take that? besides, I know youre not picking a beef with me. If you were you wouldnt be trying to keep my ass outta trouble . I can tell you this though, and you can relate Im sure since you played hockey, I was a pitcher all through my baseball days, and i got hurt and had to change my delivery to sidearm. so of course there was a learning curve there and there were SEVERAL instances when I was charged with the bat still in their hand. Thats really what taught me how to defend myself. And Im sure youll agree with me on this as well, I would never back down, bat or not, because its your right to defend yourself. even if you get ejected. so that kinda conditioned me into a hair trigger temper as well.

Yeah the temper is what will get you in trouble as it clouds judgment which is why I have keep up on cardio and exercise. I'm also not afraid of anything (to a fault) other than a gun if I'm caught unarmed but being in Texas everyone seems to armed down here.

[PowerTube]

dude, im in tn, the home of hot. it was 93 degrees twice in april.

I live about 15-20 miles from you, but I'm originally from Central Alabama. Trust me, the heat here doesn't compare. Whatever it is here, add 5-10 degrees and several percentage points of humidity and you'll have what it is there. Just saying....

[jacksonkellyfreak]

Yeah the temper is what will get you in trouble as it clouds judgment which is why I have keep up on cardio and exercise. I'm also not afraid of anything (to a fault) other than a gun if I'm caught unarmed but being in Texas everyone seems to armed down here.

Being armed for defense is a hell of a nice feeling. I got quite a few shotguns, a couple rifles, and 2 pistols. Never pulled one in anger, only defense. I killed an 18 year old breaking into my house a few years ago. Caught him twice in the gut with a 12 gauge, and the visual of food coming out of his stomach bothers me to this day. but it would bother me more to think he had hurt my wife or my stepdaughter. I only react lethally if i have to. Im not gonna put a cannon in someones face over something stupid like a guitar or something. Unless theres 10 of em about to whip my ass.

I live about 15-20 miles from you, but I'm originally from Central Alabama. Trust me, the heat here doesn't compare. Whatever it is here, add 5-10 degrees and several percentage points of humidity and you'll have what it is there. Just saying....

Powertube, I think Id rather not imagine that. Ive heard stories about there, but never been. lets just say all the stories I hear end up saying summer in Alabama sucks.

[PowerTube]

Powertube, I think Id rather not imagine that. Ive heard stories about there, but never been. lets just say all the stories I hear end up saying summer in Alabama sucks.

You heard correctly; Summers there are pretty brutal. I also worked in Columbus, MS for several years and it's bad there, too. The further South you go, the worse it is. They say Biloxi, MS is horrendous.

[jacksonkellyfreak]

I went to daytona one year and got a sunburn in about half an hour. that was july of 99 i think. maybe 00. i was totally miserable for 2 weeks. which is why im gonna keep my ass outta florida. i love miami vice, but i got no desire to go there

[horns666]

I can write book about fuggin' human pukes up the ass. Made a living doing it. Now I'm retired, and do it for sheer..ummmm instinct? Let's put it this way. I'm trained to observe asshoies, and react accordingly. What is learned can't be unlearned..seen unseen. I stay in the house to avoid people as much as possible...for their sake.

Be carefule with your spine man..we only have one. I', just about 5'9"" and 255Lbs. People are amazed I don't have a tattoo..or piercing. I have to fuggin' prove it..they just don't believe it. It's silly.

My arms are a very solid 19" (R)..17.5" (L)..due to atrophy..cervical injury fighting a violent, intox, 6'3" 365Lb correction officer from Vermont on a plane that was diverted to Cleveland..but that's another story.

[jacksonkellyfreak]

Billz, it sucks to hear about bad things happening to good people. I know its not wise to take everything for granted, and I totally admire you still have such a killer sense of humor, cuz thats not your wife leaving or a parent dying, thats a whole new life. You must be one strong willed dude to keep such a funny and helpful disposition.

[horns666]

Thanks broseppi! It always got me through. I'm from the old school, Italian Roman Catholic with penguin nuns beating me like a baby seal. I always had the shittiest labor jobs because I couldn't stand school.I graduated and never looked back. I was turned down for the CFD because of affirmative action. That tore my heart out because I just got married and bought a house back in '87, and wanted a real job..doin' somethin' good. So, I took the police test, and got right in. I was a natural at it. So I guess things worked out. I've saved my partners lives, and they watched my back very well. I had people laughing all the way to jail. That was the best way IMO.

We worked in the worst ghetto in Ohio..Cleveland's 4th District (E.93rd/Kinsman) . I got on during the Rodney King Riots. What a place for a white rookie to start. My FTO's saw it all including Vietnam and the Hough Riots. They drank like fish. I remember the first week I was bustin' the ol' timers up about shavin' my balls. They went crazy. That was my foot in the door. It got us through alot of crazy shit. As I got older, cynical, and in major pain..I became...well I just stopped givin' a shit. Including what I said at "inapprpriate" places and times..it seemed like no matter what...I had to make a sick, dark joke about it. Trust me, I got in alot of shit for it, including almost gettin' kicked off this forum. It's like Uber-Tourettes. Even my dad, who who lead local Bike Clubs, the baddest guy I ever known..thinks my humor goes too far. But, I know he understands that's how I cope.

Dude, I almost lost/losing my wife of anorexia, Lost part of my heart losing my grandmother, dealing with a kid that's clone of myself...wow. But the worst thing is ..I'm an asshole magnet. The timing is just so fucked up. I'm at the right place at the right time..or visa versa. I snap, leaving a mushroom cloud of adrenaline..really fucking someone up..especially myself. ALL my pains, aches and problems is been dealing with assholes. You NEVER feel it at the time, but I pay dearly afterwards. So like a Tazmanian Devil ..I just sleep. Because like the Taz...sleep is the only relief they get from relentless fleas. People are my fleas...ahhhhh...fuggums. But I truly embrace good people.

Like I always sai, and live by. Treat others as they treat you...tenfold. Hate should be nourished just as love. You can't love your enemy. Save that for those who deserve it and destroy your enemy. I do both of those with equal passion. That's just realistic, human nature. Unfortunately...or not. Find what works for you. Not everyone can get can easily get away with talking about their balls constantly...constantly...all day...everyday....everwhere....everyone.


Including my poor mother. The saint that saw a crying, 7 year old BillZ with his dick stuck in a vase.

[horns666]

I was at the bank. I wear my Pentagram sometimes. So I'm doin' my biz with the teller, while this mindless fuck kept saying.."I know what that is"..."I know what that is"..."I know wha...." interupted by my LOUD retort.."I know you're an asshole". The bank was rollin'. My mom works there...my poor mom. She's a saint.

[jacksonkellyfreak]

Thanks broseppi! It always got me through. I'm from the old school, Italian Roman Catholic with penguin nuns beating me like a baby seal. I always had the shittiest labor jobs because I couldn't stand school.I graduated and never looked back. I was turned down for the CFD because of affirmative action. That tore my heart out because I just got married and bought a house back in '87, and wanted a real job..doin' somethin' good. So, I took the police test, and got right in. I was a natural at it. So I guess things worked out. I've saved my partners lives, and they watched my back very well. I had people laughing all the way to jail. That was the best way IMO.

We worked in the worst ghetto in Ohio..Cleveland's 4th District (E.93rd/Kinsman) . I got on during the Rodney King Riots. What a place for a white rookie to start. My FTO's saw it all including Vietnam and the Hough Riots. They drank like fish. I remember the first week I was bustin' the ol' timers up about shavin' my balls. They went crazy. That was my foot in the door. It got us through alot of crazy shit. As I got older, cynical, and in major pain..I became...well I just stopped givin' a shit. Including what I said at "inapprpriate" places and times..it seemed like no matter what...I had to make a sick, dark joke about it. Trust me, I got in alot of shit for it, including almost gettin' kicked off this forum. It's like Uber-Tourettes. Even my dad, who who lead local Bike Clubs, the baddest guy I ever known..thinks my humor goes too far. But, I know he understands that's how I cope.

Dude, I almost lost/losing my wife of anorexia, Lost part of my heart losing my grandmother, dealing with a kid that's clone of myself...wow. But the worst thing is ..I'm an asshole magnet. The timing is just so fucked up. I'm at the right place at the right time..or visa versa. I snap, leaving a mushroom cloud of adrenaline..really fucking someone up..especially myself. ALL my pains, aches and problems is been dealing with assholes. You NEVER feel it at the time, but I pay dearly afterwards. So like a Tazmanian Devil ..I just sleep. Because like the Taz...sleep is the only relief they get from relentless fleas. People are my fleas...ahhhhh...fuggums. But I truly embrace good people.

Like I always sai, and live by. Treat others as they treat you...tenfold. Hate should be nourished just as love. You can't love your enemy. Save that for those who deserve it and destroy your enemy. I do both of those with equal passion. That's just realistic, human nature. Unfortunately...or not. Find what works for you. Not everyone can get can easily get away with talking about their balls constantly...constantly...all day...everyday....everwhere....everyone.


Including my poor mother. The saint that saw a crying, 7 year old BillZ with his dick stuck in a vase.

See I never felt anything like that. except the dick stuck in a vase, but it was a vacuum cleaner in my case lolol. I lost Jodee once, and it sent me into a mental fucking tailspin. I couldnt cope with that, and I would literally snap and go off on anyone within shouting distance, and then my sister found me face down in my floor with a belly full o' pills. Maybe losing my dad at 16 fucked me up. maybe im a pussy. but i know theres no way i could handle all you went through and come out the other side with your disposition. BUT you were raised catholic, so youre disciplined and taught that you must work for everything you desire. thats all i know on catholicism. Im non denominational, because its easier and less confusing, but hey... anyway the hate thing, i whole heartedly agree. People dont seem to get that if somebody fucks you over or hurts you, and you forgive, then you get it again. but if somebody fucks you and you break several bones, they wont ever fuck with you again. unless theyre my pipsqueak brother. ive broken both his arms both his legs, countless ribs, and he still says shit like im glad dad died and youre a loser and worthless. He cant even spell his name, so he bullys people over his own inadequacies. who the hell brags about benching 155? so anyway, it turns out that he has a cancer on his stomach, and he told the whole family last weekend. my mom was crying, and my sister looked straight at me and looked like a deer in headlights cuz she knew what was coming next. i stood straight up, looked him dead in the eye and said good. you deserve it. i hope you suffer ten times the amount you made each and every person in this family suffer. let it eat you. youre a bastard and im gonna piss on your grave. Point: im 27, hes 47, and as far back as i can remember hes been a cock to me. he used to push me down stairs when i was little and once tried to make me eat shit til dad caught him. then when i got into my teens he would beat the hell outta me. til i got to about 15, and there are countless other things, but i dont dwell on em. to steal your phrase: fuggums. but the thing that gets me the hardest is that his daughter is 18 now, and he has ruled over her with an iron fist. she has never ridden in a car with anyone but him or her mom, nver been on a date, never been allowed to stay at a friends house, never even been to public school. and he refuses to let her leave, even tough shes 18, he says hes getting power of attorney over her and keeping her under his control til he dies. i mean seriously would you ever forgive somebody for that? hell no. he deserves it and you know as well as i do, what comes around goes around. and it's come back to him. and hell pay.