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  • #16
    hahaha, yeah - she is WAY overplaying that song. there is even one spot where she is a little off because there is just too much masturbation occurring...
    GEAR:

    some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!

    some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!

    and finally....

    i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!

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    • #17
      SHE IS ON STAGE, PLAYING WELL, IN FRONT OF A LARGE CROWD.

      Half of you guitarist pansies on this site would probably choke and fall apart on a stage that large with that many people.

      She's articulate, has decent finger tone, keeping decent time and isn't failing to stagefright.


      Less technical merit for playing someone else's creation, but she's also basically running a solo performance, and did damn well at it.

      I'm not just saying all that cause I'd fuck her either.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by xenophobe View Post
        SHE IS ON STAGE, PLAYING WELL, IN FRONT OF A LARGE CROWD.

        Half of you guitarist pansies on this site would probably choke and fall apart on a stage that large with that many people.

        She's articulate, has decent finger tone, keeping decent time and isn't failing to stagefright.


        Less technical merit for playing someone else's creation, but she's also basically running a solo performance, and did damn well at it.

        I'm not just saying all that cause I'd fuck her either.
        +1
        -Now....shut up n play yer guitar

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        • #19
          I'll make a bold statement and say the Orianthi is just as good or better than Slash.

          Ace is prolly goin' WTF..but he'd be her tech, change her strings, and eat her poo. He wouldn't eat Slash's poo..and I'll put money on that shit!
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          • #20
            with all poo being equal... I'd agree with that!
            "I have so much gayness at times. My wife walks in my music room, and there I am, in my undies, listening to "Sister Christian" while lighting fireworks..doin' blow." - Bill Z

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            • #21
              dude, don't say anything negative about Slash on the MLP forum lol. I honestly do NOT get the facination with that guy...cool dude but come on now.

              As far as this video, honestly couldn't stomach it, very long. She is an adequate player who looks to be enjoying herself but this tune has ran its course to my ears and whenever I hear I want to puke (unless Jimi of SRV). Just as I do when I hear guitar players busting out rehashed chuck berry licks.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                I'll make a bold statement and say the Orianthi is just as good or better than Slash.
                I don't agree, but more to the point, Slash carries himself onstage in a way that doesn't make me want to smack my head. He certainly wouldn't wave one arm in the air going, "Man! I'm awesome because I can do one handed trills!!" I mean, I know there's something to be said about showmanship, but it needs to make sense. Don't try to sell me that you're doing something awesome when 100% of the people on this board can do the same thing. You want to play over the top of your neck? That's cool if you're actually playing distinct notes.

                I'll say something positive. I'm impressed with anybody who can play and sing at the same time, specifically if they aren't just strumming chords. So kudos to her for that.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by joshulator View Post
                  I don't like her. Her playing is high school level..
                  I agree totally.
                  "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by joshulator View Post
                    Don't try to sell me that you're doing something awesome when 99% of the people on this board can do the same thing.
                    Fixed. I just made an attempt at that lick and shit the bed.
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                    • #25
                      !

                      Overrated??? Really??? How can she be overrated when half the world doesn't even know who she is?? Listen, I didn't post this to claim that she was a virtuoso or the second coming of Hendrix or anything like that. That would be stupid considering it's a cover. I just thought it was a cool video and she did a good job considering her apparent youth and the fact that she was the ONLY one on the stage who was actually visually interesting, which I realise was by design.

                      Jesus! Some of you guys really need to take a heavy dose of "get over it." I've sat here and read threads where you sit and tear EVERY guitarist apart that's mentioned on this board, yet, I have yet to hear of any of you making a big noise in the music world. Lighten up a little! Shit!
                      Last edited by Robert Hendrix; 05-03-2012, 08:15 PM.
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                      • #26
                        IIRC she played for Michael Jackson when they were doing the last tour that never made it out, due to his death. Say what you want. I'm impressed with her a lot more than a lot of the one finger drop D guitarist that are currently out there. Kudos to her for living her dream.
                        I want to go out nice and peaceful in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and hollering like the passengers in his car.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Axewielder View Post
                          I just made an attempt at that lick and shit the bed.
                          You've found the 'brown' note? Please share....
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by robert hendrix View Post
                            overrated??? Really??? How can she be overrated when half the world doesn't even know who she is?? Listen, i didn't post this to claim that she was a virtuoso or the second coming of hendrix or anything like that. That would be stupid considering it's a cover. I just thought it was a cool video and she did a good job considering her apparent youth and the fact that she was the only one on the stage who was actually visually interesting, which i realise was by design.

                            Jesus! Some of you guys really need to take a heavy dose of "get over it." i've sat here and read threads where you sit and tear every guitarist apart that's mentioned on this board, yet, i have yet to hear of any of you making a big noise in the music world. Lighten up a little! Shit!
                            amen!!!
                            In memory of Gary Wright 9/13/2012

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Robert Hendrix View Post
                              Overrated??? Really??? How can she be overrated when half the world doesn't even know who she is?? Listen, I didn't post this to claim that she was a virtuoso or the second coming of Hendrix or anything like that. That would be stupid considering it's a cover. I just thought it was a cool video and she did a good job considering her apparent youth and the fact that she was the ONLY one on the stage who was actually visually interesting, which I realise was by design.

                              Jesus! Some of you guys really need to take a heavy dose of "get over it." I've sat here and read threads where you sit and tear EVERY guitarist apart that's mentioned on this board, yet, I have yet to hear of any of you making a big noise in the music world. Lighten up a little! Shit!
                              98% of the people on this board couldn't do what she's doing while sitting down in their bedrooms let alone running around, singing, soloing, showing, and having a good time. Instead, they're playing armchair guitar virtuoso on a jackson fan forum at 2am. Some people are just bitter towards other people's success. Finding someone's flaws and picking them apart is what people do when they're jealous.

                              As for being on topic, one of my favorite females with a guitar is Brody Dalle. She's not a shredder, but goddamn do I love her.

                              Last edited by Codex; 05-04-2012, 01:55 AM.

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                              • #30
                                Guys I'm 99.9% sure that's those clown shoes making her feet look big.

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