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Go get her Racer. Maybe she'll yank your bar too.
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I thought about posting her earlier. She is awesome period, regardless of gender.Originally posted by lerxstcat View PostComment
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Funny how the phrase "for a chick" seems to pop up so frequently. Kudos to those not afraid to give someone props for what they have accomplished regardless of what sex they are.In memory of Gary Wright 9/13/2012Comment
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virtuosos, arpeggios, trembalos."clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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She's not terrible looking, but she's not a 10 or anything. Looking at Google, she's got a bit of a butterface.
As for her playing...meh.Comment
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come on guys...would this have been posted if it was one dude if 3,000,000 who play VooDoo child here? My guess is this thread wouldn't exist if it was just another joe blow guitar wanking on VooDoo
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ummmmm...NOPE! Not whatsoever. I'd smoke her to be honest..but I'm a "shredder"..that's what I do.Originally posted by Shawn Lutz View Postcome on guys...would this have been posted if it was one dude if 3,000,000 who play VooDoo child here? My guess is this thread wouldn't exist if it was just another joe blow guitar wanking on VooDoo.
Hey Rich..ya fuck!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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It doesn't matter ..because everyone is a hack compared to Uli Jon Roth. That's what I think..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUii6...eature=related"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Does that mean she likes in the Ass ???Originally posted by Hellbat View PostI believe she is Aussie born, but of Greek heritage. Maybe she'd like a little more Greek in her Rich?
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Yes..the Greeks invented assplay. I argued with this lovely greek girl years ago. She told me "Not this Greek girl"..end quote. Anywhoo..I was married..and ahhh fuggit. So I set her up with my drummer bud. Girls love him. So she totally fell for him, like I knew she would, She instantly gave up the ass, like I knew she would, and I got all the details. It was like I vicariously banged her myself.Originally posted by Horse Called War View Post
I couldn't wait to see her. When I did..I went up to her and smiled like the fuggin' devil. She knew..man. She fuggin' knew. Then I said....Ohhhhhhhh Noooooo "Not this Greek girl".."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I am only 1/4 Greek - i got the 1/4 that likes to give it to girls in the azz but not guys and not taking it up the azz. I think I got the best quarter, personally!
Hey Bill!!Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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It's because if Orianthi wasn't a pretty girl, no one would care about her playing. So she IS good "for a chick". Lori Linstruth is a great player, period. Chelsea Constable is a great player, period. I don't say "For a girl" about them because they can smoke most guys. Orianthi is not like that - she is very ordinary, though cute. I'm sure If I met her I'd tell her she was great just to get her to smile. That's what happened to Steve Vai, I bet!Originally posted by CowboyFromHell View PostRon is the MAN!!!!Comment
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Rich, I am sad. I love my wife so much that I rejected countelss offers of young, beautiful girls ..who told me right out..without me asking whatsoever. They wanted my PP in their butthole. My PP Rich...My PP!!! Those Succubi!!!!Originally posted by lerxstcat View Post
I told my wife of ALL of those offers, and remind her everyday...and yet she refuses my pleas for the pooper. My pleas for her fartbox fall on her deaf ears. But she does make a great sauce and puts up with me...so I guess people can't have everything!
I mean Val should be sainted by the Vatican..tenfold. I openly talk like this within our circles..while breaking bread with family. These are facts! There are no secrets...no "TMI". In fact an old friend called just after I shot my jizms, and I told him this while still in the afterglow. He says...."whoa...woahhh That is Too Much Information". Then I said.."Then why did you call me?..WTF do you expect?"...
This why I exist. My true meaning of life...it's all I have left. When I die, I'm taking The Dark Marsupial with me. You talk about an endangered species...???!! There is only ONE Dark Marsupial in existence!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Once you eat a girls ass , she will love you for lifeOriginally posted by horns666 View Post
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