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Originally posted by lerxstcat
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I actually disagree. Look how many losers who can't play make it big in music... She's actually got some talent.The 2nd Amendment: America's Original Homeland Defense. -
Whenever a friend tells me he's gettin' divorced. I instantly ask. You eat her ass..right?Originally posted by Horse Called War View PostOnce you eat a girls ass , she will love you for life
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Yes, Pop diva hacks were cultivated by execs since the days of Fabian, and Pat Boone. Even the Egyptians worshiped Cleopatra. She did not look like Liz Taylor. She prolly resembled our first lady...bless her soul.Originally posted by xenophobe View Post
No disrespect intended. You could push Michelle Obama's face in dough and make gorilla cookies...bless her soul"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Ahhh... that takes me back. It was a tuesday, no, a thursday, nothing was on TV, just reruns, sooo... Couldn't wipe that smile off her face with a scotch brite!Originally posted by Horse Called War View PostOnce you eat a girls ass , she will love you for life"I have so much gayness at times. My wife walks in my music room, and there I am, in my undies, listening to "Sister Christian" while lighting fireworks..doin' blow." - Bill Z
"I leave off the back plate and pinch my forskin between the tension springs. That may not work for everyone. But I find that the people love it. Half the tone is in the pud." - Bill ZComment
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I would do that today. Unfortunately Aunt Flow is visiting. Butt maybe for Mother's Days. I'll eat my wife's ass on Sunday..because I'm a good husband. I'll take my mom out to lunch. My mom is a saint..giving birth to such a disgusting, obnoxious, slithering, foul creature as myself.Originally posted by veemagic View Post
I know why my mom and dad are still married. I walked in on them when I was about 3. My dad's face was burried in my mom's ass. I didn't understand it at the time. Now I do...that's love."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I am glad your back with your words of wisdom, we need that around here.Originally posted by horns666 View Post
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wasnt fabian that really gay dude with long hair on those trashy novels in the early 90s?Originally posted by horns666 View PostLet me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!Comment
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Nah, you got it all wrong Billz! your mom was screaming cuz she got bitten by a spider and your dad was trying to suck out the venom.Originally posted by horns666 View PostLet me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!Comment
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and margarine commercials.Originally posted by jacksonkellyfreak View Post"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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LMAO! That was Fabio. Fabian Forte was a teen idol/actor in the 50s/60sOriginally posted by jacksonkellyfreak View PostProsecutors will be violated...Comment
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I cant believe its not butter.....Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
I cant believe you can walk straight pal!Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!Comment
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