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HOLY DUMB FUCK
Last edited by jacksonkellyfreak; 05-13-2012, 08:01 AM.Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit! -
Ow my chest hurts...from LOL
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I have to say that was a load of bollocks. The bloke should come up with other "hilarious" characters, like maybe, "Blind Man who bumps into things" or "Spastic man who needs 24 hour care". Better still "Depressed man who jumps in front of a fucking train".
MehSo I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her backComment
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Your Grandpa's an ASS!
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Whatever this dude'e prob was..I'm dyin' watchin' it. He was on Dateline for christsake..and honest about it as shit. Very matter of fact. Then he died..I think.
But watching that trainwreck puts me in seizures..oh...I can't take it..my sides. The "bird in the house" is very special.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I distinctly remember (in reference to the garbage disposal): "It sounds like chewbacca is taking a shit!"Comment
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I thought I was gonna die when he smashed the clock. HRRRAAAAAUUUGHHHH *smash* bird drops like a stone
Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!Comment
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Yes! that, and I'm too pissed to give a shit"..bird hits him in the face..after destroying the house.Originally posted by jacksonkellyfreak View PostI thought I was gonna die when he smashed the clock. HRRRAAAAAUUUGHHHH *smash* bird drops like a stone
I had to show my whole family this today..haha.."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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this one rehashes the bird, but the one right after it is fuckin priceless lololol
Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!Comment
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"I wouldn't fuck her with my own ASS!"
"I could give a dead moose's last SHIT!"
"My ass could write a better commercial - with one cheek tied behind my balls!"
Komedy gold!
I gotta stop watching these - my ribs hurt worse from all the lulz!"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Dick Cheney:"Fuck him too!!"Originally posted by RacerX View Post"I wouldn't fuck her with my own ASS!"
"I could give a dead moose's last SHIT!"
"My ass could write a better commercial - with one cheek tied behind my balls!"
Komedy gold!
I gotta stop watching these - my ribs hurt worse from all the lulz!
Donald Rumsfeld: "Fuck him too!!!"
Rick Moranis: "FFFF...I dont even know who the hell he is, but fuck him! Fuck him hard!"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls.... They're small, and they don't give a shit!Comment
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Actually he didn't die. There was like a 2 year or so period he didn't make any videos and everyone said he died, but then the "return of tourrettes guy" videos turned up.Originally posted by horns666 View PostWhatever this dude'e prob was..I'm dyin' watchin' it. He was on Dateline for christsake..and honest about it as shit. Very matter of fact. Then he died..I think.
But watching that trainwreck puts me in seizures..oh...I can't take it..my sides. The "bird in the house" is very special.Comment
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I think I'd find some of it funny if it didn't seem so fake. If you're going to fake stuff, do a better job. If your real life seems that fake - that's some f'd up shit.My Duncan Designed pickups are way better than Seymour Duncan regular pickups you fanboy.
Yeah...too bad the forum doesn't have a minimum IQ.Comment
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holy shit my guts hurt from laughing so hard.
"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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