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1- "Joint" Chief of Staff- ME, there's no better choice.
I'd come armed with the deadliest reefer you'll ever smoke.
2- The President- HippieTim- aka The Apostle Timothy- He's honest, and when things go awfully awry, I'd definitely listen to him
in the waning moments for direction on how to survive.
3-Ministers of Defense and Offense- Horns- aka-BillZ, aka Sweet William Zurlo and his pal (and mine), Cleveland Johnny. This is a simple choice,
when it's time to strike or if it's all unravelling, I want these two in front of me.
4-Ministers and Voices of Reason and Accountability- Rupe and Shawnny Boy Lutz, - they will have the vision enable us not to harm anyone else but ourselves. I do believe this.
5- Booze Czar- Tonemonster. It's not even close. This guy is so deplorable , I can't think of him in any other position but to supply us
further into oblivion. he's perfect.
6-Entertainment Commisioner- Batty Drew Hellbat. -He's got great taste.
7-Seargent "of" Arms- Hellraiser - He's a human munitions depot, and he's not scared, awfully impressive.
8-Ministers of Propaganda- Endrik and Sully -Sully, a very creative guy, would make a highly attractive and romantic story/documentary about said gathering, and Endrik, the Angry Young Man, would simply tell it as it was, holding back nothing. Both great and tough jobs.
But Endrik's job is tougher, as we'd all like to be seen as Great, as Sully would make us look, I'll be waiting at the exit door with a
knife to take out my friend Endy so he wouldn't escape with the truth.
9-Vice Chancellor of Communication- RacerX-Ron. He's "THE" fastest at information. Any verbal grammatical corrections in the middle
of the bender could lead to an impeaching though.
10-Enforcer of the Law- Lerx- He's seen so much injustice he's the obvious choice. Not to mention I know I can count on him
at the end to support my overly loud screaming pleas to let us continue to defile ourselves haa haa!!
My head hurts, oh look at that, I've passed my time limit on medicinal pot intake. I must stick to my new priorities.
Anyone else have any ideas? Help me the fuck out man. Anyone, can apply, anyone may suggest.
We've all know each other forever now, and that's what would make this a fair and just government for a huge
end of the world party. You ask why do we need a government for an end of the world party? Because I'm stoned and it
sounds like fun god damnit!!
1- "Joint" Chief of Staff- ME, there's no better choice.
I'd come armed with the deadliest reefer you'll ever smoke.2- The President- HippieTim- aka The Apostle Timothy- He's honest, and when things go awfully awry, I'd definitely listen to him
in the waning moments for direction on how to survive.
3-Ministers of Defense and Offense- Horns- aka-BillZ, aka Sweet William Zurlo and his pal (and mine), Cleveland Johnny. This is a simple choice,
when it's time to strike or if it's all unravelling, I want these two in front of me.
4-Ministers and Voices of Reason and Accountability- Rupe and Shawnny Boy Lutz, - they will have the vision enable us not to harm anyone else but ourselves. I do believe this.
5- Booze Czar- Tonemonster. It's not even close. This guy is so deplorable , I can't think of him in any other position but to supply us
further into oblivion. he's perfect.
6-Entertainment Commisioner- Batty Drew Hellbat. -He's got great taste.
7-Seargent "of" Arms- Hellraiser - He's a human munitions depot, and he's not scared, awfully impressive.
8-Ministers of Propaganda- Endrik and Sully -Sully, a very creative guy, would make a highly attractive and romantic story/documentary about said gathering, and Endrik, the Angry Young Man, would simply tell it as it was, holding back nothing. Both great and tough jobs.
But Endrik's job is tougher, as we'd all like to be seen as Great, as Sully would make us look, I'll be waiting at the exit door with a
knife to take out my friend Endy so he wouldn't escape with the truth.
9-Vice Chancellor of Communication- RacerX-Ron. He's "THE" fastest at information. Any verbal grammatical corrections in the middle
of the bender could lead to an impeaching though.
10-Enforcer of the Law- Lerx- He's seen so much injustice he's the obvious choice. Not to mention I know I can count on him
at the end to support my overly loud screaming pleas to let us continue to defile ourselves haa haa!!
My head hurts, oh look at that, I've passed my time limit on medicinal pot intake. I must stick to my new priorities.
Anyone else have any ideas? Help me the fuck out man. Anyone, can apply, anyone may suggest.
We've all know each other forever now, and that's what would make this a fair and just government for a huge
end of the world party. You ask why do we need a government for an end of the world party? Because I'm stoned and it
sounds like fun god damnit!!
Okay, Okay, this is getting to the fun part now. (yes, I said that like Leo Getz says "okay, okay") OH and here is the fun part, I am going to tax the living hell out of the booze because we are going to use the money to buy up all the illegal fretboard wood in the world and sell that shit on the black market. thats right, its a profit deal. what are we going to do with the money? I have NO idea. why? because its not my job!!!!!!! I am the Booze czar, not the damn accountant or person in charge of buying shit. (I think they call that "purchasing dept") so I just control teh booze. And if we really fuck this JCF place up, oh well, its the mayan end of the world anyway, so its not that big of a deal. I am going to start interviewing for interns tonight! I need a staff to run my office as I will be under the influence of booze and its not easy to lick envelopes, answer phones, and write on sticky notes when your drunk. trust me, I know this. I propose we all have a drink of bourbon tonight. where the hell is the records room??
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